Greetings, friends! As you’re reading this, I’m far far away on a non-mountain in Mukwonago, WI, anxiously awaiting the arrival of 300 nerds at A-Camp. The bad news is that I won’t be able to monitor K-Stew’s every move as doggedly as usual, but the good news is that a whole lot of this column’s regulars will be there. Will you?
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Pop into the replies to this tweet to see several people (including yours truly) offering Brittani musical accompaniment for this, the song of the summer.
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None of us deserve Evan Rachel Wood, a true gift.
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Danielle Brooks as an actual emoji.
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Queen Latifah’s like, “You can’t tell me what to do, I am literally Queen Latifah, and what am I doing in this column?!?!?” Nobody knows.
Fresh from her ginger dance, Jasika Nicole presents her iconic peanut butter dance.
CONGRATULATIONS TO THE DILLARD UNIVERSITY CLASS OF 2017!! THANK YOU 4 HAVING ME AS YOUR COMMENCEMENT SPEAKER. 🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿😭 pic.twitter.com/1wMsUckXmE
— Janelle Monáe👽🚆🤖🚀🪐 (@JanelleMonae) May 13, 2017
It must be exhausting for Janelle Monáe to be so perfect
OH COME ON.
Would you like a sneak peek at Stella Maxwell smizing? Today is your lucky day.
Join us next week for even more musical brilliance from Brittani Nichols, the voice of her generation.
