This week felt especially validating as I learned that my favorite couple of all time, Sarah Paulson and Holland Taylor, got together because Holland slid into Sarah’s DMs. Also, Kristen Stewart is maybe the new Shia LeBoeuf and nobody understands Bella Thorne (?!). We have some pressing questions about Tessa Thompson’s continued devotion to vagina pants. I don’t understand anything.
I’m aware that Fiona Apple herself isn’t the gayest thing King Princess posted this week, but this video of my Breakup Queen explaining how this collaboration came to pass has filled me with such joy… or as much joy as one can muster for a song that I generally listen to while sobbing on the bathroom floor after a major heartbreak!!!!!
Hayley Kiyoko is an art.
I got you this Evan Rachel Wood in a red jumpsuit. In my mind she’s here to repair your car à la Betty Cooper.
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Kehlani had a baby shower where she revealed that her upcoming daughter’s name will be Adeya (pronounced a-DAY-uh, not Adia) and ALSO WHO LOOKS THIS GOOD WHEN THEY’RE 3423432523 WEEKS PREGNANT??? Honestly.
Really into this “I-just-stepped-out-of-Ghost–World” aesthetic that Amandla is going for these days.
Tessa Thompson is literally so hot she caused a fire, I guess? Checks out.
I’m just here for calling one’s partner “the hottest dog of all.”
You’re killing me, Geiger. Daddy’s kitten reigns supreme as the hottest dog of all.
Stephanie Beatriz is committed to the bit.
Is Lena Waithe a walking thirst trap? Y/N?
The Answer: “Two Princes” by the Spin Doctors, 14 times.
That Tessa Thompson photo tho…
It should have come with a safety warning, because I literally actually got off the train at the wrong stop being distracted by the photo.
So she derailed your train of thought?
She got @kalasin‘s engines going, due to her one-track mind. Kalasin spent the rest of the morning sipping tea thinking about getting absolutely railed by her, then conducted the rest of her business at high speed, electrified by her steamy thoughts. Yep, that’s the ticket.
I…I want to work “maglev” in here somehow, but I think it’s beyond me. Weather’s too coald.
:)
These puns are giving you tunnel vision.
I just hope they’re not boring the rest of the company.
🚂
Wow, y’all decided to really take this comment and runaway with it. You’re right, by the way – I’ve been chugging tea all day oolong to help me stay on track.
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Ok so I’m obviously not a coder, trying again with the picture.![]()
well done, everyone. a solid week on these here internets.
That Sarah Silverman reference, I see what you did there.
I was half expecting that is Kristen the new Shia to be pics of her yelling at racists and watching her own movies.
I almost spit-out my coffee laughing at the Two Princes line! In university that was the tape stuck in the player of my friend’s car. We only listed to that song – never the full album :)