Welcome back to No Filter, your weekly dose of queer celebrity Instagram. It’s been a pretty weird week for celebrity gossip but pretty much all of it is incredibly upsetting so here, read this great article about Samira Wiley and Lauren Morelli’s married life.
Here’s Stella Maxwell with a person named Barbara Palvin and apparently they are just very good friends! However, someone commented “Kristen is jealous” and then someone wrote an article as though Instagram comments from strangers counted as sources. Journalism is wild.
Every selfie Lena Waithe takes is headline news.
Listen, Stephanie Beatriz is engaged and it’s not to Gaby Dunn and I don’t know what to tell you, these two are really fucking up my flow this week.
She also got to be in the general vicinity of this cake, so Stephanie Beatriz is having quite a week.
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This is good gossip, if only to read the comments and see who everyone chose as their enemies.
At this point it doesn’t matter at all if Mallory Ortberg sounds absolutely nothing like Anna Wintour OR Joan Didion, this is one of my favorite bits on the whole internet.
Jen Richards posts so rarely and when she does it’s almost always triumphant red carpet-esque situations.
OKAY GUYS YOU’RE PERFECT WE GET IT.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BZ5qo5rlyEf/?taken-by=evanrachelwood
Evan Rachel Wood has traced her root, and it’s Chloe Sevigny. I traced mine, and I think it’s Sarah Jessica Parker but only in Hocus Pocus. How about you?
Look, I don’t know why this is happening but I do know we’re going to document this weird, terrifying thing that’s happening between these two wildly public feral teenagers.
Join us next week, when we trace Joan Didion’s root and it’s almost definitely a large pile of bracelets.
