No Filter: Stephanie Beatriz Got a New Dog and He’s a Very Good Boy

Stef —
Jan 31, 2018
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Welcome back to No Filter, your important political content for a Wednesday afternoon. Each week we wander the forests of Instagram, shaking the tree of queer celebrity social media and catching whatever wonderful, weird content falls out. This analogy is terrible! Here are some pictures of beautiful people living lives that are far more interesting than mine:


https://www.instagram.com/p/BeZ1U0YhwS5/?taken-by=daniebb3

Let’s start out strong by celebrating this beautiful union of Danielle Brooks and Missy Elliott.


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Behold, Lauren Jauregui amongst the foliage.


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Annie Clark is out here lookin’ like an impossibly hip weirdo spy who choppered her way into her pilates class.


https://www.instagram.com/p/BeZIBZdjllq/?taken-by=emmaportner
I always watch these videos of Emma Portner dancing and think, “Oh, this looks simple enough; I could do that if I wanted to,” and then instead of even attempting it, I eat more snacks in my desk chair. I’m gonna come clean with you, there’s no way in hell I could actually do this.


https://www.instagram.com/p/BehPr1inM87/?taken-by=kehlani
There were a lot of Kehlani posts to choose from this week but I went with this one where she has the sweetest message and looks the absolute most like she is definitely your girlfriend.



I can’t wait to finally meet Jen Richards at A-Camp so I can ask her in person to post on Instagram more often.

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https://www.instagram.com/p/BeWaTenHaeQ/?taken-by=bishilarious
Brittani Nichols is wintering in New York City and finding it to be terribly on brand.


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Demi Lovato could definitely kick my ass if she wanted to, and I am very much at peace with this information.



Stephanie Beatriz got a new dog and named him after cheese. He already has his own Instagram page.



Here’s your pal Mallory Ortberg giving a baby the ol’ what-for.

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Gaby Dunn has apparently joined My Chemical Romance.


Join us next week, when we will hopefully be rich in photos of Stephanie Beatriz’s new dog.

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Stef Schwartz is a founding member and the self-appointed Vapid Fluff Editor at Autostraddle.com. She currently resides in New York City, where she spends her days writing songs nobody will ever hear and her nights telling much more successful musicians what to do. Follow her on twitter and/or instagram.

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