Welcome, children, and gather round for yet another week of queer celebrity Instagram presented on a bed of arugula. This week, somebody’s publicist is working overtime to make sure we are aware that Demi Moore might have a gal pal! If this is true, Moore and “Serbian sexpot” Masha Mandzuka have been together for about two years and appear to be raising Mandzuka’s daughter Rumi together! Something about the way this is appearing in the tabloids feels a little cynical to me but what do I know? Masha certainly looks like she possibly dressed as a “Celebrity’s Badly-Kept-Secret Girlfriend” for Halloween this year. Perhaps there are clues in Demi’s social media?

This sounds a whole lot like the giddy thoughts of a woman who’s having a cool fun sexy time with her cool fashionable “Serbian sexpot” gal pal, right? CASE CLOSED.

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We begin this week as we should begin all weeks, with a celebration of the birth of Premiere Sagittarius (apologies to Britney Spears) Janelle Monáe.


This is a powerful photo of one very funny person and one person who writes very sad songs… are these IRL comedy and tragedy masks? Is that what we’re doing here?

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Evan Rachel Wood is working hard to develop her Business Mommi aesthetic.

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bq-xgSVHkdL/
Business Mommi Part 2.

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bq8CNLYlJxr/
King Princess will have the poached eggs and creamed spinach, please.


Everybody really looks like they’re in a cozy catalog this week! Imagine snuggling up to this scrunch-faced angel OR every item she’s wearing in this picture.

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It appears that the smoldering Teddy Geiger just so happens to be in the market for some winter clothing.


I assume this photo is from Lena Waithe’s house but I’d like to imagine that she’s actually outside your apartment door, coming to ask if you’d like to go for a walk in the quad.

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Beans Dunn the Male Novelist is branching out into audiobooks and personally I’m all for it.

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Flip through to the very last image for a treat from me to you.

Join us next week when we delve further into the mysteries of Demi Moore.