Welcome back to No Filter, in which we discuss the week in celebrity Instagram and reflect on what it means for ourselves. This was a deeply meaningful week, mostly because of Carmen’s incredibly detailed timeline of Janelle Monáe and Tessa Thompson’s Definitely Happening Relationship. If anything else happened this week, I couldn’t hear it over the roar of Janelle’s cheekbones.
All Danielle Brooks wants is to have a glamorous photo shoot and Yael Stone and Lea DeLaria are here to FUCK WITH HER. Please click through all of these, the expressions are truly priceless.
Is it weird to say someone has cute knees? Laura, you have cute knees.
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bfe3wstB4y_/?taken-by=janellemonae
Have you heard the good news?!?! Our lord and savior Janelle Monáe is pretty much the only thing I want to talk about from here until the end of time.
Do you want to CRY about baby Mary Lambert today? TODAY’S YOUR LUCKY DAY BUCKO.
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bfm-0IzHnph/?taken-by=bishilarious
Brittani Nichols is back in LA where she belongs, making snarky Instagram captions about how cute she is.
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bfdn9FsDM_s/?taken-by=emmaportner
These two are at it again. WE GET IT YOU GUYS.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BfuOYgklhBh/?taken-by=evanrachelwood
No snark, perfect human Evan Rachel Wood went to Congress to testify on behalf of survivors and she’s doing amazing work.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BfbyXIwA3LY/?taken-by=gabyroad
The dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are part of an elite squad, etc etc.
Your ex girlfriend Hayley Kiyoko continues to be unfair about your breakup, this time by heavily flirting with her entire Instgram following.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BfoW_OpnXEG/?taken-by=kehlani
Sorry but it looks like Kehlani and this orange frozen beverage had an engagement photo shoot in front of this hedge.
Join us next week, when we celebrate the marriage of Kehlani and this slushie forevermore.
