Hello, haunting white eggplants! If you’re anything like me, you spent this weekend dealing with your very intense emotions by going to see Ghostbusters in 3D by yourself. Also, you probably fell deeply in love with Kate McKinnon as Jillian Holtzmann, pansexual beast of my dreams. An image has been floating around the internet for quite some time featuring a very young Kate McKinnon dressed as Special Agent Dana Scully for Halloween, but that image received new life this week wheeeen:
Kate McKinnon, we have something in common & it's not slimy green things. #Ghostbusters #thefutureisfemale pic.twitter.com/5m00Xk5CET
— Gillian Anderson (@GillianA) July 18, 2016
The image of Dana Scully and Jillian Holtzmann gazing deeply into each others’ eyes over a Bunsen burner is forever engraved upon my heart.
Seriously, famous queer women hitting on each other via Twitter is my new favorite thing. In other Unattainable Bisexual News, Ke$ha is going on tour and Lady Gaga is single. As you were.
The internet’s been sort of exploding over the new Against Me! single and album, on top of Laura’s friggin’ adorable relationship with Coeur de Pirate’s Beatrice Martin. That said, I’d like to focus this week on this incredibly intricate and beautifully done tattoo on Laura’s leg. Also, allow me to take a moment to say damn, Laura.
There is literally a rainbow floating above the rainbow unicorn Lauren Morelli and Samira Wiley are riding through this pool, but that’s OK, no big deal.
HEY DID YOU KNOW HER STORY GOT NOMINATED FOR AN EMMY?!??!!? WELL IT DID.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BH-XzjUDka2/
Suicide Kale won the Audience Award and Brittani Nichols won the People’s Choice for Cute Smiles Award.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BH7pglZAWX1/
Just thought you guys would like to know about this very attractive situation, since their Insta is just screenshots of Pokemon Go now.
Even wonky-eyed Ellen Page is pretty adorable.
Very important celesbian dog Kimberly, reading No Filter for a very MC Escher-esque effect.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BH_T8CUgshz/
Carrie Brownstein caught you this tiny frog.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BH6DXM9j02O/
Mey’s girlfriend Demi Lovato is allegedly hooking up with some MMA guy but she’s probably thinking about Mey here.
Please join us next week, when this column will probably be exclusively Pokemon Go screenshots for all I know.
