No Filter: Janelle Monáe Does SoulCycle So I Guess We All Do SoulCycle Now

Stef
Jan 23, 2019
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Lo, another week has come and gone. But Instagram is forever.


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Amandla is writing their own No Filter captions now I guess.


https://www.instagram.com/p/Bsu0QP9Ay1F/

This week’s Teddy Geiger Thirst Trap Award goes to… Teddy Geiger.


Pictured here is Stephanie Beatriz making great strides towards becoming my best friend.


https://www.instagram.com/p/BstK2jTl8EN/

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Does King Princess strive to out-gay herself every single week or does it just happen this way?


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I would like to stress that Malcolm is an excellent gender-neutral name, and since my brother didn’t use this excellent idea for my niece, I’d also like to submit that Chewbacca is as well.


HAYLEY KIYOKO’S DAD!


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Is Sara Dinkin wearing a fancy robe or is she ready for the boardroom? I don’t understand this outfit. I won’t respond to it.


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Confidential Memo to All Autostraddle Employees Who Live in Los Angeles: if you were in Janelle Monáe’s SoulCycle class and did not report to me IMMEDIATELY, we are no longer friends. Also, you all go to the SoulCycle in West Hollywood now. I don’t make the rules.

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