Instagram has been a whole thing this week. All of my friends went to SXSW and I stayed at home thinking about buying $26 organic cashews with Kristen Stewart. As for the queer celebrities, they’re all still out there doing whatever.
In other news:
We cute @TessaThompson_x https://t.co/7358yhTQlA
— Brie Larson (@brielarson) March 18, 2019
WHAT. we so cute @brielarson https://t.co/LGVXRoQbMy
— Tessa Thompson (@TessaThompson_x) March 18, 2019
Listen, they’re just… dating now. I don’t make the rules, I only enforce them.
Sarah Paulson is not a frequent Instagrammer, and I respect her for it, but I would quite literally watch her read the phone book for hours if I had the chance.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BvIWpCIBZ7C/
Ellen Page and her wife Emma Portner are tragically terrible at walking and kissing and I spent this whole video concerned that one of them was going to walk into a signpost or something. WATCH THE ROAD.
Just some cute dudes in a hammock.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BvLHtX9Aa_7/
This week, Teddy Geiger’s thirst traps go artistic.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BvHk1JflJCA/
This is Gaby Dunn, she’s gay.
Sometimes I look at the amazing stuff Jasika Nicole makes and think, wow, I wish I could take the time to learn how to make my own clothes and shoes. Much like Gaby Dunn’s financial advice, though, I generally end up just wishing she would do it for me. (PS: Gaby, let me know when you’re ready to do my taxes.)
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bu5PNmklw9c/
King Princess went to SXSW to do some really gay stuff and she also posted this really gay picture.
This is what it would look like if you went out for green beer with Lena Waithe, I mean just in case you ever happened to imagine yourself dating Lena Waithe. I don’t know your life.
Rita Moreno is a goddamn treasure and I shall not rest until One Day At A Time is revived, if only for more of Stephanie Beatriz’s charmingly surly character.
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bu5gg0onV-d/
Kehlani is just never having this fucking baby ever, I guess.
