Welcome back to No Filter, a weekly column reviewing the queer internet celebrity social media presence. In News, Ruby Rose and Jessica Origliasso split up! I made it my New Years resolution to remember how to spell Origliasso without looking it up but then I forgot because they were boring! Also, Kristen Stewart and Drew Barrymore are NOT flirting, but like, what if they were? Could you blame either of them? Additionally, Carmen wants you to know about the following exchange:
Just like artist trusted me to write songs for them I wonder what artist would take a chance on me directing a video for themπ€
— Missy Elliott (@MissyElliott) April 2, 2018
Me ππΎ @MissyElliott https://t.co/RxmISGYM0n
— Janelle MonΓ‘e, Cindi Mayweather (@JanelleMonae) April 2, 2018
NOW JANELLE GUUUURRRL you know yo videos already be FIYAHπ₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯ STAWP PLAYING!π€πΎπ but shiiii Iβd love toππΎππΎyour videos already be NEXT LEVEL SH!T!ππΎ https://t.co/0sHCnVN5g2
— Missy Elliott (@MissyElliott) April 2, 2018
Wait. Can I be in this one too tho . Iβll be an extra and cater it https://t.co/gJS4FLtrlz
— Tessa Thompson (@TessaThompson_x) April 2, 2018
Iβm already on set . hair and makeup done . 2 hrs early . You are THE MASTER TEACHER of visuals . This would be a DReAM . I fucking love you QUEEN ! Letβs go !!! https://t.co/sIOOCuO9nH
— Janelle MonΓ‘e, Cindi Mayweather (@JanelleMonae) April 2, 2018
You and I both just got out of hair and makeup . We on set now ready to shoot ! π€©π€©π―ββοΈππ https://t.co/zpph0hrXgI
— Janelle MonΓ‘e, Cindi Mayweather (@JanelleMonae) April 2, 2018
Boy, those two sure are good friends!
https://www.instagram.com/p/BhGBxzylYdb/?taken-by=ddlovato
I’m sorry, what? Can you roll the tape back? Can we enhance?
https://twitter.com/adoringcabeiio/status/980996740307337216?s=21
I think we all need a minute to process this very important information.
Is anything more earnest than Hayley Kiyoko jumping up and down at the sight of herself on a Times Square billboard?
Look, I’m not trying to advertise anyone’s business in this column but as we’ve discussed, having a pet portrait made is GAAAAY. Even if it’s for yourself.
Also gay: BUNNY-EARED CHICKS.
This looks normal and chill and not at all like a 21st century sequel to The Craft.
Rhea Butcher has been posting some really cute stuff from their tour but I have selected this image because WE FOUND PATTERS.
Honestly this one made my week.
Also gay: the Easter bunny.
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bg9SAvbBnmn/?taken-by=lenawaithe
Look, I too was hoping for a video in the Hayley Kiyoko vein where Lena Waithe would run into her Vanity Fair cover at a news stand and FREAK OUT, but that is not Lena Waithe’s style. Instead she made this Instagram scavenger hunt for her followers. It’s a cute approach.
Join us next week for more jumping up and down and screaming.
Please note for the ages that Hayley’s Times Square screen is immediately above the Jesus Christ Superstar screen.
Listen, all I am saying is that Janelle ended that tweet to Tessa not only granting her wish, but also giving her the gay dancing girls and two kiss emojis.
TWO. KISS. EMOJIS.
This entire column brought me such joy this week! Thank you Stef.
THAT PET PORTRAIT!
Stef’s going to turn it up to 11.
We all died and went gay to heaven…Missy Elliott’s now directing as Janelle’s representing, while Hayley screams, she’s bigger than Jeez. Us can’t take the glory that is Lena, but she gives it anyways, while Danielle just slays. She’s a star, she’s a star, she sparks like a Demi double double down Kehlani, and now… we’re hopping like Ramirez.
Hopping like Ramirez.
Slam !
You are good.
Tiny Sara is so cute
Also I hope that Sarah’s photo inspired you to tag this post #bondagechicks.
Possibly my favorite part of social media is watching queer celebs interact with each other, so these posts are my jam. Thank you as always for the informative recap.
PS, that video of Demi & Kehlani was A LOT to wake up to on a Tuesday morning. Whew.
It is me or is it really gay in here right now.