Would you like to know what’s going on in Footwear News, dear reader? Kristen Stewart, that’s what. She’s out there in a terrible sweater looking as gay as she possibly can, which if you’re familiar with Kristen Stewart you will recognize is QUITE A LOT. As though she sensed Kristen’s dedication to her craft, Cara Delevingne stepped it up by wearing a top hat and tails to the latest royal wedding:
Cara Delevingne is wearing top hat and tails. This is everything I didn’t know I needed 🔥😍🔥😍 #RoyalWedding pic.twitter.com/9YiZCukMMP
— Emma Fraser (@frazbelina) October 12, 2018
Everything is just a lot right now.
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I’m no Taylor Swift fan but I can appreciate her continued attempts to infiltrate the Cool Lesbian club. Are they celebrating Taylor’s initiation? Who can say???
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Carol, 2015, directed by Todd Haynes.
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Kehlani should not have to justify her pregnancy or her queerness or really anything to anyone but I will say she looks gorgeous and I am excited to watch her whole journey via Instagram with you weirdos.
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As steadfast as the tides, Brittani Nichols has come once again to steal your girl.
More classics from Stephanie Beatriz’s wedding: this face.
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Gaby Dunn went to an expensive woo store and bought this green stuff to make you buy her book; if this is the kind of financial advice this book holds, I’m sold.
Oh I am gonna watch the SHIT out of this movie.
These two are here for your weekly “love is not a lie” content.
What does Sandra Bullock smell like? Please answer in the comments. My best guess is money mixed with cucumber melon body spray from Bath and Body Works.
Instead of fabric softener I am switching to having Samira Wiley wear my sweaters because GODDAMN that sweater looks cuddly AF.
Just a couple of casual gentlemen discussing their tequila empires and villas in the south of Italy.
Join us next week for continued coverage of that look on Lena Waithe’s face.
