No Filter: First In Line For Ruby Rose’s Shark Movie

Welcome back to No Filter, a weekly gathering of only the finest queer celebrity Instagram postings from the previous week. This week, I learned that being a celebrity sounds horrible:


Like, can you imagine? If some creep on the subway took a photo every time I nostalgically lurked my ex’s Instagram, I’d… Uh, that’d never happen because I never do that. Anyway, let’s get to work.


Cara Delevingne led some people at the Chateau Marmont in this mannequin challenge, a thing that doesn’t seem all that fun to do but KIDS THESE DAYS.


Laura Jane Grace met all these weed plants in garbage cans and she’s honestly never looked happier.


Mahalo, motherfucker.


Danielle Brooks’ Instagram account often gives me the false impression that we are old friends and she’s just filling me in about her day-to-day life. I would get a coffee with Danielle Brooks.


Honestly, if you think when this Ruby Rose shark movie comes out that I won’t be the first one in line to buy tickets, you are sorely mistaken. It’s my theoretical favorite movie already.

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Esteemed and very famous author Gabby Rivera getting into the Christmas spirit.

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THEY GOT THIS FUCKING CAT A TENT SO HE CAN GO ON OUTDOORSY ADVENTURES BUT THIS IS ALL HE WANTS TO DO.


I forgot Ellen Page and Samantha Thomas had this dog because they have the most seemingly steady, non-dramatic, secure relationship on the entire internet, and then they posted this amazing photograph of him turning into a shark.


Man, we haven’t checked in with those two Australian Bachelorette chicks in a hot minute and uh, they’re doing this.

Join us next week, when we continue our backyard safari with Bee and Holiday Quin.

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2 Comments

  1. When that mannequin challenge song comes on in nightclubs, does everybody on the dance floor freeze? I don’t go to nightclubs.

    Also that dog is not a shark, he’s Fizzgig!

  2. Laura Jane Grace also visited Disney/Lucas Films and took an awesome photo wearing a Tusken Raiders mask and holding a gaffi stick. A true hero.

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