Welcome back to No Filter, our weekly collection of celebrity stalkings. This week, we continue to ask the eternal question: why doesn’t Evan Rachel Wood have an Instagram? Why is she trying to hurt me? This week, she gifted us with this:
https://twitter.com/evanrachelwood/status/689649904600264704
Girl, we’re so close. I feel like this is a medium in which you could really shine. Let’s talk about it.
Ellen Page is the creepiest person who could possibly sit behind you on a flight, I guess.
Cara Delevingne went to the White House and probably took important meetings about foreign policy.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BBBGlJ6gBYT/
Probably we’re supposed to be looking at AzMarie’s hair; I have been gazing deeply into her eyes instead.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BAxzm5hsZcw/
And there is absolutely nothing wrong with that. Not pictured: Ellen Page creeping from the seat behind her.
Laura Jane Grace keeps it very casual in the studio. Stars: they’re just like us!
If I woke up to these cute faces every day I would never ask for anything else in the whole world. Maybe a smoothie.
Beth Ditto is just so goodlooking, you guys, I can’t deal with it.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BAxQxXyK6Wk/
Sure, you’re probably drawn in by Brittani Nichols’ irresistible smile, but I’m here for this serious eye contact between Liz Castle and Bandit.
Can confirm.
Eileen Myles has posted about a dozen pictures of walking her dog this week. There’s the dog, being walked. Eileen Myles’ Insta is cryptic and weird and I’m kinda into it.
Join us next week, when Brittani Nichols storms the White House and has some important and controversial things to say about foods she doesn’t like.
