Every week, we peruse the week in queer celebrity Instagram and declare that it is good, but this week it is particularly excellent. Kristen Stewart (our favorite subject who has almost definitely never heard of this column) went antiquing with her girlfriend and Ashley Benson this week, and also apparently is not a bad tipper. Additionally, there was uh, this.
I don’t know what that means.
Samira Wiley in a Naughty By Nature t-shirt turns out to be one of my favorite things. Instagram is such a journey.
There are lots of pictures of Mallory Ortberg dressing well and looking hot this week, but there’s only one video of her Joan Didion impression imploring Anna Wintour to journey back in time in order to criticize Yoko Ono’s outfits, so this is what we have chosen to celebrate.
Cameron Esposito is celebrating her recent life-altering decision to alter the course of human history.
In Cameron Esposito’s hair-related news, check out our NSFW editor Carolyn Yates behind Cameron, giving absolutely zero fucks about the earth-shattering event she’s there to witness.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BY6UzJwns_e/?taken-by=besteadwell
Be Steadwell celebrates New York Fashion Week in DC.
Stars! They’re just like us.
Sort of hoped there’d be more pizza in this post.
Evan Rachel Wood turned 30 and celebrated by still being really fucking queer.
America!
https://www.instagram.com/p/BY9NdxhlY2Z/?taken-by=ddlovato
I’m thrilled to welcome Demi Lovato and this dog [back] to No Filter, where we will cherish and never doubt them again.
LOOK HOW EXCITED THIS NICE GIRL IS TO HOLD HANDS WITH DEMI LOVATO IN THE VERY NEAR FUTURE/NOW RECENT PAST.
Join us next week because honestly, who knows who Demi Lovato will hold hands with next week?!?!?! It could be you.
*laughs forever at the haircut video*
Carolyn Yates Just sitting there witnessing the death of the side mullet like “whatever”
This amuses me greatly.
carolyn is my hero
CAROLYN.
+1
Boss is mad
I mean, we could have had another video of the death of the side mullet, with Rhea Butcher’s reaction. We could have watched it from multiple angles like a sports replay!
literally cannot with carolyn
listen,
I do not know why (a) I clicked on the link or (b) why I am at all surprised but lmao that Daily Mail article is a hot mess
Sort of hoped there’d be more buns.
You’d like more buns and you cannot lie
Us other Straddlers can’t deny
Just call me Ms Lix-a-Lot