No Filter: Carrie Brownstein and Annie Clark are Ex-Girlfriend Goals

Stef —
Jul 18, 2018
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Welcome back to No Filter, where once again we shall peruse the week in queer celebrity Instagram and present the cream of the crop for public analysis. This week, maybe Angelina Jolie has a girlfriend?? Are you Angelina Jolie’s girlfriend? Please email me immediately if you have tips.



At the top of the hour, we are reporting to you live from the scene of Lena Waithe’s haircut, where DAYS LATER we are still dealing with it.


https://www.instagram.com/p/BlKbhn3loJN/?taken-by=gabyroad
If Ellen didn’t spend the whole night hitting on SOMEONE, was it really a party?



Your pal and mine Jasika Nicole grew that snorkel in her own organic garden and then used it to sew some sea creatures together in the briny deep.


https://www.instagram.com/p/BlOYPGKFagi/?taken-by=ddlovato
This post is dedicated to the person who commented on this photo telling Demi she should release her own line of elevators called eLOVATOrs. I see you, and I appreciate you.

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I honestly don’t think you even have to be a Hayley Kiyoko fan to watch this and realize how goddamn cool this must feel.


https://www.instagram.com/p/BlTfk6YHwub/?taken-by=parisjackson
Ah yes, my favorite genre of Instagram photo, in which a person asks someone else to take a “candid” photo of them either sleeping or staring wistfully out a window.


https://www.instagram.com/p/BlLZxXhhs-A/?taken-by=st_vincent
I will dream about Annie and Carrie getting back together forever and you can’t stop me.



Come on, you laughed.

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https://www.instagram.com/p/BlN4m5RnAvA/?taken-by=kehlani
Anyway Kehlani and I are dating now.


Join us next week, for hopefully more excellent Demi Lovato humor.

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Stef Schwartz is a founding member and the self-appointed Vapid Fluff Editor at Autostraddle.com. She currently resides in New York City, where she spends her days writing songs nobody will ever hear and her nights telling much more successful musicians what to do. Follow her on twitter and/or instagram.

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