Good morrow! This week in news, Emma Roberts got wasted with Kristen Stewart, Kailyn from Teen Mom 2 maybe has a girlfriend and Bella Thorne made out with Tana Mongeau. Was it for likes on social media or are these two dating? All I know is that this kiss looks very uncomfortable and like it involves a lot of teeth-smashing. In the meantime, I took a field trip to Los Angeles and spent the whole time hunting for celesbians. I hear all the famous and important queer women were hanging at Cuties this week, but I didn’t have much luck.
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I dunno about you, but my week was rough and this vastly improved my spirits.
OK, when I was in LA I did see Mallory Ortberg in Los Feliz but I didn’t want to be weird. I hope she bought this belt buckle though.
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Cameron Esposito blending in with some foliage.
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Gaby Dunn is about to become even more unbearable ?.
When I fly, I look like something that was scraped off the bottom of someone’s shoe, and Samira Wiley looks like this.
Ellen Page and Kiersey Clemons, being very casual and chill.
She’s a punk rocker yes she is.
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ERWB seems to have had the most badass 30th birthday possible, which seems on brand.
Join us next week, by which time I assume Gaby Dunn will refuse to be referred to as anything other than New York Times Bestselling Author Gaby Dunn.
