We’re really getting into the holiday spirit here at Autostraddle. We made a ton of new merch items, then we sold out of some, so we ordered more, and now we present to you the final round of special items: Vapid Fluff Tote Bags, A+ Gift Memberships, and moar Scissoring Sweatshirts!
Today is LezBiBuy day, started by Afterellen in an attempt to funnel money towards lesbian businesses who so desperately need it, and we’ve got a few ways you could celebrate:
Vapid Fluff Tote Bags – $12
Inspired by everybody’s favorite kind of Autostraddle Content!
We looked for a slightly more sturdy tote than the regular canvas tote we’re all used to. This one measures 14″ wide by 13″ tall with 4″ depth in the middle, so you can fit more stuff inside!
The imprint is a vintage-y faded teal on black canvas.
Everyone who orders a Vapid Fluff Tote Bag will get a FREE issue of Lumberjanes with their order! Get your tote today in our store this holiday for only $12!
Obviously this bag is filled with pictures of Samira Wiley and Ellen Page
Give the Gift of A+
It’s a Christmas/Hanukkah/Kawanzaa miracle, because we finally figured out a way to offer an A+ Subscription Membership as a gift! Buy your special someone a year of Bronze, Silver or Gold to keep them entertained all year long.
In other news, Scissoring Sweatshirts are back in stock! We thought it’d take ’til December 8th but they are already here. IT’S A CHANNUKISTIS MIRACLE! If you’ve already got yours, be sure to instagram your cute self with the hashtag #scissorandsweat.
We couldn’t believe how fast these sold out! We don’t have a lot, so get them fast. If you miss out, don’t worry. We’ll be offering different versions in the very near future.
Also if you really wanna go hog-wild for #LezBiBuy, buying the first issue of Better Together, a collaborative ‘zine created by the writers of Autostraddle and the ladies of Everyone is Gay is a way to support TWO INDEPENDENT QUEER BUSINESSES AT THE SAME FREAKING TIME. How cool is that.
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Few things make me feel such simple happiness as AutoStraddle’s commitment to the vapid fluff. Kudos.
oh my god finally
I had to order the tote bag straight away because I was so excited, and now i’ve actually read this page properly I’ve seen that I also get a free copy of Lumberjanes and I’m even more excited!
everything about this is wonderful. <3333
You ran out of the scissor sweatshirt? nooooooooooooooo
Vapid fluff sounds like a 1950s recipe involving marshmallow, jello and crushed pineapple — but gay, I guess? In other words, delicious.
This comment will forevermore make me more tolerant of the weird jello, pineapple, walnut, cottage cheese concoction my mom makes at every holiday
Um that tote bag. I kind of need it.
FOR REAL
That cat gets me
Wait, final round? As in… no 2015 Autostraddle calendar?