You Heard it Here Last: Black Swan Lesbian Sex Scene Video w/Natalie Portman, Mila Kunis
All these dude websites have this video up and it’s GOING VIRAL so we thought we would share it with an audience who could truly appreciate it. (In other words, [redacted] didn’t write a daily fix today and we’ve got about two hours left to fulfill our Daily Posting Quota).
I watched Closer again the other night BTW (it’s my favorite play/movie/everything) so I have a lot of feelings about Natalie Portman. Also I HATED That 70s Show with a bitter, burning, black swany vengeance. Mila Kunis is from That 70s Show. She’s in this scene with Natalie Portman. You know I really enjoy Natalie Portman. She speaks to a certain manic pixie dreamgirl demographic I have a lot of respect for, or maybe here I’m just thinking about how much I love Closer and also the under-appreciated 90’s film Beautiful Girls. I just told you that for no reason, mostly so that I could have enough text in this post to make it feel real and not have a commenter I respect call us out for phoning it in.
Somehow getting this scene out of the way makes the prospect of traveling to the cinema and purchasing a ticket and sitting in a seat and watching a screen for two hours less daunting.
Maybe just read this beautifully written Black Swan review, by Internicaine Katrina, and then go see the movie. Because um, there is more to a movie than a 2-minute “lesbian sex” scene. For real. It’s kinda ridiculous what gets people off these days. Actual lesbian sex? Longer/hotter than this will ever be. Though that tattoo is ace.