Well hello! This week on “My Drunk Kitchen,” Hannah Hart makes a vegan cheesecake, drinks whiskey, and tells several lesbian jokes. It’s like she wants you to salivate over her! Just kidding you were already doing that. Also, this is the first time she’s had a cooking partner: His name is Rawn, and he’s a vegan. At first I was like, “Oh no, she’s cooking with another person, this is going to be awful,” but then there were tears in my eyes from laughing so hard, so I got over it. They make a very good team; he’s funny on his own, but he’s also smart enough to let Harto take the reins. Anyway. This is definitely the best one since at least the ice cream episode. Unrelated (?), she is super, super drunk in this video.
“Whiskey fight!”
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the best drunk kitchen of 2012, i laughed the entire time!
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I… I can’t.
I WANT TO MAKE HANNAH HART PUNS BECAUSE HER LAST NAME IS HART…
but I just can’t.
Because I’m dead.
From the laughing.
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Oh. Oh wow. Just… Wow. Harto kinda makes me wish I liked the taste of alcohol. Or, you know. That I was her friend. Or her computer.
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“YO WHAT’S UP PREGNANT DOLPHIN, IT’S A PREGNANT DOLPHIN”
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This plus the “make it as flat as your chest” comment from Rawn made me fall out laughing. Her reaction was priceless.
If you drink a shot every time she makes a pun you end up shitfaced. Good times.
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i feel like im watching me drunk. me gusta.
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“this floor is sliippery good thing I got dykey boots on-”
good thing indeeed harto!
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“The dates and the walnuts have a lot they have to work out, so they’re gonna go do some processing.”
I’m in love with this girl and her puns.
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That was pretty much my favorite part. I’m such a sucker for clever puns.
Best. Episode. Ever.
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Hannah I know I say this every time but this time I mean it. Marry me.
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Love the dykey boots comment and them promptly falling on her ass, such must awesome in so little time.
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“pie pans also double as excellent summer-wear”
Hart’s a genius. LOVE THIS.
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I want dykey boots.
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^^ she’s cute.
vegans taste better.
anyone who believes in gay marriage/gay rights should seriously rethink how they eat. at my core i oppose homophobia because i oppose oppression in all forms.
GO VEGAN. you can still eat cake!
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“It’s like she wants you to salivate over her” – how can you not
How has nobody pointed that line out yet?! She’s a lesbian, on the interwebz, and she said I eat tacos. That can never NOT be funny.
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This made my vegan roommate and me smile huge forever. SO GOOD
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I wish every time I went into my kitchen Harto was just there. It would be awesome. Instead it’s just her drunken fairy spirit
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If I make this recipe do I get to check the flatness of my crust with Hannah’s chest too?
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So, Hannah Hart, or more specifically, her buddy in the kitchen who actually yelled out this particular answer, has forever altered my agave nectar experience. I cannot for the life of me pour agave nectar into my coffee/tea without chuckling and thinking, “You know what is high on the glycemic index?” Was a little hard to explain what was so funny when I had breakfast with my parents and brother this past weekend.
This is my favorite episode since tacos. I can’t even
I love this one sososo much.
But really, where did she get those boots? I want them!!
They are Merrel’s “Winter Wilderness Valley” and if you look around you can find them for about $100. Info direct from le blog du Harto.
Now I love my own Merrel’s even more.
“Look at these army boots!” “I’m a lesbian!”
so much love for hannah hart, it’s unbelievable
Okay, I’ll be the one to point out “The cake is a lie.”
It’s cause I’m in the middle of it right now. Well played, Harto. Well played.
Awesome. That cake is indeed a lie.
God this one was so good I re-watched it immediately. I never re-watch anything!
CAPS LOCK DOES NOT FULLY EXPRESS MY FANGIRLY JOY.
So much love for your posts today, Grace.
“you have a lot more kitchen to do”
HAZELNUT IS A MUCH LESS RIDICULOUS NAME THAN FILBERT
BUT FILBERT IS SO MUCH MORE FUN TO SAY
i for real know someone in real life whose name is philbert. needless to say he goes by phil.
I LOVE HARTO!!!! I WANT TO BE HER FRIEND!!!!!
Also, the youtubes apparently wants to know if Hannah is a real lesbian, or just appreciates the practical footwear… Is the footwear thing, a thing?
I know! The Youtubes needs to get to know the Google or just read Taylor’s interview with Harto!
the best drunk kitchen of 2012, i laughed the entire time!
I… I can’t.
I WANT TO MAKE HANNAH HART PUNS BECAUSE HER LAST NAME IS HART…
but I just can’t.
Because I’m dead.
From the laughing.
Oh. Oh wow. Just… Wow. Harto kinda makes me wish I liked the taste of alcohol. Or, you know. That I was her friend. Or her computer.
“YO WHAT’S UP PREGNANT DOLPHIN, IT’S A PREGNANT DOLPHIN”
This plus the “make it as flat as your chest” comment from Rawn made me fall out laughing. Her reaction was priceless.
If you drink a shot every time she makes a pun you end up shitfaced. Good times.
i feel like im watching me drunk. me gusta.
“this floor is sliippery good thing I got dykey boots on-”
good thing indeeed harto!
“The dates and the walnuts have a lot they have to work out, so they’re gonna go do some processing.”
I’m in love with this girl and her puns.
That was pretty much my favorite part. I’m such a sucker for clever puns.
Best. Episode. Ever.
Hannah I know I say this every time but this time I mean it. Marry me.
Love the dykey boots comment and them promptly falling on her ass, such must awesome in so little time.
“pie pans also double as excellent summer-wear”
Hart’s a genius. LOVE THIS.
I want dykey boots.
^^ she’s cute.
vegans taste better.
anyone who believes in gay marriage/gay rights should seriously rethink how they eat. at my core i oppose homophobia because i oppose oppression in all forms.
GO VEGAN. you can still eat cake!
“It’s like she wants you to salivate over her” – how can you not
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1bGxuxTBWc&feature=youtu.be
Did everyone check out the bonus material? It includes a great rap about fake cheese. :)
That just made me laugh harder than the actual episode. Their fake cheese rap was LEGIT GOOD.
Rawn: “You eat meat don’t you?”
Hannah: “I eat tacos.”
How has nobody pointed that line out yet?! She’s a lesbian, on the interwebz, and she said I eat tacos. That can never NOT be funny.
This made my vegan roommate and me smile huge forever. SO GOOD
I wish every time I went into my kitchen Harto was just there. It would be awesome. Instead it’s just her drunken fairy spirit
If I make this recipe do I get to check the flatness of my crust with Hannah’s chest too?
So, Hannah Hart, or more specifically, her buddy in the kitchen who actually yelled out this particular answer, has forever altered my agave nectar experience. I cannot for the life of me pour agave nectar into my coffee/tea without chuckling and thinking, “You know what is high on the glycemic index?” Was a little hard to explain what was so funny when I had breakfast with my parents and brother this past weekend.