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6 Reasons I Can’t Play Medal Of Honor (CARTOON)

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Oct 13, 2010
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  • TheVegetarian
    October 13, 2010 at 11:33 pm

    I totally understood half of this!

    My boy roommate has been playing so much Borderlands lately. It’s his life. It’s cool though. I’d way rather watch him play while I’m eating my generic Cinnamon Toast Crunch in the morning than watch Kathy Lee on GMA. I’m not a masochist.

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  • Bri
    October 13, 2010 at 11:40 pm

    I love Medal of Honor.

    But I’m too scared to play online. The boys are scary. They’re so serious.

    That is my only reason.

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  • Bri
    October 14, 2010 at 12:45 am

    Also, can we please talk about how Fall always bankrupts gamers because SO MANY DAMN GAMES COME OUT AND I HAVE TO DO UNMENTIONABLE THINGS TO BUY THEM. :/

    I just. I just need someone right now. There are so many games. So many.

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    • taylor
      October 14, 2010 at 12:49 am

      i know, right?

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    • Fawksfyre
      October 14, 2010 at 2:22 pm

      That’s what I’m scared of from my re-addiction to ACII. I don’t want to start reading gaming blogs again, having been disconnected from the gaming community in the past year allowed me to save a lot of money and my social life is normal again. Although I have been burning the saved up money on booze…

      There is no win :/

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      • Bri
        October 15, 2010 at 2:29 am

        Finish ACII and bundle up games to trade in and take advantage of the bonuses. Gotta work the system. You know how this works.

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    • smmurdock
      October 16, 2010 at 9:44 am

      My problem is that I have an addiction to buying every system there is. I went to disc replay last night to buy the director’s cut of Almost Famous and almost walked out with a Game Cube. Hi, my name is Shanay. I have a problem.

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  • KZ
    October 14, 2010 at 1:34 am

    This is like me and Halo. We do not get along.

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  • Jules
    October 14, 2010 at 2:54 am

    Medal of Honor was the first shooter I was ever any good at.Good Memories =)

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  • Rachel B
    October 14, 2010 at 2:54 am

    lol taylor <3

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  • Riese
    October 14, 2010 at 3:12 am

    this is really brilliant, i think i will buy the game

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  • wendyvoltaire
    October 14, 2010 at 4:09 am

    I don’t get this! Is it because I’m a Counter-Strike player?

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  • g
    October 14, 2010 at 8:06 am

    I miss Max Payne (that’s the only game I’ve played from start to finish. I’m a casual gamer although I’m ashamed to admit I spent two whole semesters of art/ grad school playing Zuma for 6 hours a day).

    There should be more games like that, about a lone bitter man plotting revenge and saying cheesy noir lines between levels up.

    These soldier games that you play online are so complicated. so many rules and button combinations to memorize. And I don’t know why so many games now are meant to be played online with teams.

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  • LS
    October 14, 2010 at 10:02 am

    never played Medal of Honor, but this sounds exactly like my Modern Warfare 2 experience last year, especially the stoned part and the Borderlands part

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    • taylor
      October 14, 2010 at 11:25 am

      this is actually more or less how i feel about modern warfare 2. must…not…play

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      • Rawrosaur
        October 14, 2010 at 11:33 pm

        I blame modern warfare 2 for the B I made in AP English last year.

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  • Laneia
    October 14, 2010 at 1:30 pm

    glad we’re friends.

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  • melerwin
    October 16, 2010 at 12:49 am

    I’m just a Final Fantasy/Zelda dork. I can’t do first person shooters bc they induce migraines in me roughly in the same amount of time it takes to prepare one of those Cup of Noodle ramen styrofoam thingies.

    I don’t play a game for like a year and then suddenly I devote pretty much all useful time to total completion of something epic that takes 200+ hours. Like Final Fantasy XII. I spent 4 months on the couch (to be fair, I was extreeemely ill at the time) with that fucker.

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  • Shanay
    October 16, 2010 at 9:49 am

    ahh, my gravitars keep bouncing back and forth. But to the point –

    I was N64 kid myself, then went many years without touching a video game and now I go into Disc Replay and seriously want to buy every game system. Up next, PS3. There goes my social life. After that, I’ll probably put down the controllers for a few months at a time and always come back with a renewed enthusiasm for Mario Party for N64.

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