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Look at That F*cking Stuff Lesbian Kittens Like

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Oct 6, 2010
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  • Jules
    October 6, 2010 at 9:19 am

    Laneia’s specialty!

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  • Geneva
    October 6, 2010 at 9:19 am

    THANK YOU. This made my morning.

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  • Chris
    October 6, 2010 at 9:21 am

    I LOL’d!

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  • Vikki
    October 6, 2010 at 9:40 am

    Hilarious and adorable. Hilarable?

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  • Raspberry Mousse
    October 6, 2010 at 9:43 am

    cuteness :)

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  • kells
    October 6, 2010 at 9:57 am

    I heart Laneia for this. It absolutely made my day…

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  • Chrystal Perez
    October 6, 2010 at 9:59 am

    OMG. ROFL! This is toooo cute. I’m. In. Love.
    If this doesn’t change my gf mind about kittens, nothing will!!!

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  • Heather
    October 6, 2010 at 10:00 am

    I was kind of sad when I got to the last picture.

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  • Rachel
    October 6, 2010 at 10:43 am

    POTLUCKS.

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    • Riese
      October 6, 2010 at 10:45 am

      true story haviland hates potlucks, is a lesbian

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      • seventeen
        October 6, 2010 at 1:07 pm

        How can anyone hate potlucks? You make PART of a meal, then you get a WHOLE meal, and company! Except that it turns out like six different people made hummus, you guys.

        Yeah, h(o)ummus should be on the list. Anyone hate hummus? Didn’t think so.

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      • Laneia
        October 6, 2010 at 1:09 pm

        if there is a photo of a cat eating hummus i will put that motherfucker in this gallery then i will find that cat and steal it and love it forever.

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      • captcaywick
        October 6, 2010 at 1:50 pm

        my cats love garlic hummus! True Story!

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      • stef
        October 6, 2010 at 2:23 pm

        my cat fucking LOVES hummus.

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      • Laneia
        October 6, 2010 at 2:32 pm

        i expect a photo by this weekend.

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      • Cassandra
        October 6, 2010 at 4:13 pm

        Lots of those people on Hoarders say they contribute to office potlucks though. Now I see them as a source of potential DANGER.

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      • Vikki
        October 6, 2010 at 5:55 pm

        YES! I should have read all of the comments before posting my below. Hoarders love a potluck. They also probably like to bring home all the leftovers.

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      • Roxy2
        October 7, 2010 at 3:16 am

        But then they lose them, sometimes under a pile of dead cats :(
        so so sad that show is.

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      • kd15
        October 6, 2010 at 9:34 pm

        I hate potlucks, but that’s because when I was a kid and had to go church potlucks people always brought weird nasty food so I never believe that there is going to be anything that actually edible to eat.

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      • diver
        October 6, 2010 at 9:52 pm

        Yes re: kid church nasty potlucks. Typically I would grab like 6 or 7 rolls and find an area by myself to eat them.

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      • Rawrosaur
        October 6, 2010 at 10:37 pm

        The women of our church are fantastic cooks, I have yet to have an anything less than PHANTASMAGORIC bite of food at any of the potlucks.

        In the spirit of full disclosure I would like to admit that I wrote the entire above sentence just to use the word phantasmagoric. :)

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      • diver
        October 6, 2010 at 10:54 pm

        I’m going to venture a guess that you’re not Catholic.

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      • kd15
        October 7, 2010 at 12:08 am

        I would also venture to guess that you’re not SDA. They would
        trick us kids by making us think there were like chocolate
        brownies, but really they were carob and had no sugar or
        dairy or anything else that might make them taste decent.

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      • Dina
        October 7, 2010 at 2:51 am

        Believe it or not, the Catholic potlucks I went to as a kid had halfway decent food. But I think that parish was just particularly blessed with awesome.

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      • Marika
        October 7, 2010 at 7:18 pm

        Best church potlucks ever: Orthodox or Eastern Catholic.

        Oh hi, can’t talk right now, I’m busy stuffing my face with hummus/spanokopita/grape leaves/other deliciousness.

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      • meanguacamole
        October 7, 2010 at 10:40 am

        After my traumatic potluck incident last spring, I’m in no hurry to return to a potluck any day soon. My “hilarious” friends decided to have a potluck on 4/20 (gettit? POTluck?) and it got raided by the cops and we all hid in the basement and my friend threw up on my leg and then we all got arrested. The actual food aspect of the potluck was delicious though.

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      • Morgan
        October 8, 2010 at 11:08 am

        this is sad.

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      • Vikki
        October 6, 2010 at 5:54 pm

        As a social worker, I go into a lot of strangers homes. It is amazing how many people seem very functional to the outside world and then you go into their house and it is full of garbage and then you find out that they are caterers and they cater OUT OF THEIR HOME. So, I only potluck with good friends now because of that whole “luck” part.

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      • Dina
        October 7, 2010 at 3:02 am

        It sounds like you’ve met my grandparents.

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  • Emily
    October 6, 2010 at 10:51 am

    this.is.the.best.ever.

    <3

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  • Morgan
    October 6, 2010 at 11:24 am

    kitenssssss.

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  • kim
    October 6, 2010 at 11:25 am

    fantastic.

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  • radiogirl
    October 6, 2010 at 11:26 am

    i feel so much better about life now.

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  • Robin
    October 6, 2010 at 11:28 am

    What a perfect post to read on a cold-ish fall morning. Now I feel all warm inside! :)

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  • Jessica
    October 6, 2010 at 11:28 am

    I am stuck at work, sick, and this just made my morning.

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    • Leavens
      October 6, 2010 at 11:39 am

      You and me both, Jessica.

      Thanks for the kittens, Laneia.

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  • Mariam
    October 6, 2010 at 11:35 am

    Life makes sense again.

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  • Ko
    October 6, 2010 at 12:02 pm

    Kittens. Yes.

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  • Rachel B
    October 6, 2010 at 12:40 pm

    Oh my god. Laneia, cute pictures of kittens is your specialty. I am impressed and also heart warmed.

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  • InTheJunkDrawer
    October 6, 2010 at 12:47 pm

    Awwwwwwwww.

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  • Savvy1007
    October 6, 2010 at 1:27 pm

    This made my life <3 Thank you!!

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  • Cassandra
    October 6, 2010 at 1:31 pm

    omg, processing feelings, i laughed so hard

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  • rok
    October 6, 2010 at 2:10 pm

    KITTENS <3

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  • PaperCut
    October 6, 2010 at 3:52 pm

    I think I might melt from all the cuteness.

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  • Rachel B
    October 6, 2010 at 3:59 pm

    And the one thing lesbian kittens love more than anything else?

    Autostraddle.

    (not that jasper and i posed that or anything.)

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    • Lindsey P
      October 6, 2010 at 5:38 pm

      LIKE.

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    • Laneia
      October 6, 2010 at 6:02 pm

      RACHEL OMG I WANT A WHOLE GALLERY OF CATS READING AUTOSTRADDLE OMG SO META

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      • Rachel B
        October 7, 2010 at 1:18 am

        WELL LANEIA, I ONLY HAVE FOUR CATS INCLUDING JASPER (omg crazy cat lesbian) BUT PROBS I COULD GET THEM TO READ AUTOSTRADDLE. YOU KNOW, JUST FOR YOU.

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      • Laneia
        October 7, 2010 at 1:25 am

        THIS GALLERY HAS BEEN UPDATED TO REFLECT THE INTERESTS OF YOUR LESBIAN CAT, RACHEL.

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    • CAstars
      October 7, 2010 at 11:41 pm

      We have the same Tegan and Sara browser theme! WIN.

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  • jenn
    October 6, 2010 at 4:31 pm

    i’m just going to keep going through this slideshow for forever if that’s okay

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  • seemsforever
    October 6, 2010 at 4:38 pm

    love it. so. much.

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  • Stephanie
    October 6, 2010 at 5:31 pm

    a cat is fine too

    fuckinn so cute

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  • Erika Kramer
    October 6, 2010 at 7:25 pm

    AMAZING.

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  • pants
    October 6, 2010 at 8:15 pm

    YES!!

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  • Katie
    October 6, 2010 at 8:41 pm

    “Waiting in line at truckstop” and “dinah shore” are fucking perfect. or should i say purrfect? anyway, thanks for this, after this newsweek, there is nothing that can cheer me up EXCEPT lesbian kittens. i wish i could find the pic of my friend’s kittens nursing on each other, it’s soooo cute. they are sisters—so incestuous lesbian kittens? lol

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  • diver
    October 6, 2010 at 10:50 pm

    I just discovered the category “Quickie.” Good indeed.

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  • diver
    October 6, 2010 at 10:50 pm

    Also, who is the girl in our icons?

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    • brackishtea
      October 6, 2010 at 11:17 pm

      It’s Regina George, she’s fabulous but she’s evil!!!!

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      • J to the Dubs
        October 6, 2010 at 11:37 pm

        One time, she punched me in the face. It was AWESOME!

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      • brackishtea
        October 6, 2010 at 11:46 pm

        I hear her hair’s insured for $10,000.

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      • Roxy
        October 7, 2010 at 3:22 am

        and that if you cut it all off she’d look like a British man.

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      • diver
        October 6, 2010 at 11:47 pm

        Thank you, I now see that she is from a movie “Mean Girls.” In your opinion, is this movie better than “Darby O’Gill and the Little People,” worse than it, or equal to?

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      • brackishtea
        October 6, 2010 at 11:51 pm

        I have not seen the movie you have mentioned but….
        I enjoyed the movie and I have TOO MUCH FUN quoting the hell out of it because it’s my crack.

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  • Dani
    October 7, 2010 at 12:06 am

    OMG kittens! this makes me happy, and i see a new desktop background in my future.

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    • diver
      October 7, 2010 at 12:08 am

      I don’t see one in mine, at least not until I cycle through all the hot pics from the 100 Hot Sexy Curvy Models & Celebrities gallery.

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    • wepa
      October 7, 2010 at 5:01 pm

      I see one in my present: “being offended”

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  • Mix
    October 7, 2010 at 12:33 am

    best post ever. especially when read out loud while imitating the voice of the girl from the “kittens inspired by kittens” video.

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    • Catherine
      October 7, 2010 at 2:09 am

      I did that too! This post made my day :)

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtX8nswnUKU – “Kittens inspired by Kittens”

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  • Junko
    October 7, 2010 at 1:13 am

    BAHAHA. I love this so much. My friend told me about this earlier, and I just about died. I love the cat with the mustache, and now I know what vodkamelon is! I had to ask my roommate how to make it, and now we’re going to do it at our Zombie Christmas Disco Party.

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    • petite
      October 7, 2010 at 10:23 am

      I’ve never been to a Zombie Christmas Disco Party, but it sounds amazing.

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  • Rachel B
    October 7, 2010 at 1:47 am

    I AM SO PROUD OF HIM, LANEIA. IS HE AUTOSTRADDLE’S FIRST MALE LESBIAN? LIKE LISA, ALICE’S BOYFRIEND, YOU KNOW.

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  • gnoxis
    December 31, 2010 at 4:13 pm

    DINAH SHORE & UNNECESSARY HEADWEAR. I am dying. (3 months late, but this is so important !)

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  • Maria
    July 14, 2011 at 7:04 am

    Awwww *___* hahaha I love this shitt

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  • Lisa
    August 14, 2011 at 1:08 am

    Uber cute. Love the headwear pic

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  • magiclovemuffin
    August 18, 2011 at 6:41 pm

    This showed up in the sidebar. So I’m a year behind… but this post is so cute.

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    • Rachel
      December 19, 2011 at 6:03 am

      My thoughts EXACTLY. I’m so sad that this wasn’t in my life until this very second.

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  • A Few Alleviations For Dysphoria – Holden Madagame
    June 27, 2020 at 6:27 pm

    […] Looking at pictures of cats […]

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