Listling Without Commentary: Selected Email Subject Lines Sent From Riese to Laneia Between 2009 and 2011

Laneia —
Jan 7, 2011
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1. we should ask this girl to write an article for us like effin’ dykes, phantom planet just came on my genius playlist. SO NOT AN ACTUAL GENIUS. what if we all lived in the same city.

2. do we have anyone writing anything to get published tomorrow?

3. um can someone team pick something (or write a df?) when they wake up ’cause i just realized we don’t have anything on deck

4. if [article] was a vagina, it would be impenetrably dry

5. somebody needs to write about this

6. do we know any lesbian teachers?

7. people yelled at us on this post

8. lesbian sex

9. cherub

10. ok i know this looks like one of those 2am emails

11. who wants it/who could we give it to

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12. do we have anyone who could write about this

13. a really deep thought

14. i found this in my drafts folder when looking for something else

15. fucking fantastic

16. i am dyrunk so if there is no tdaily fix in the morning then try to keep everybd’y’s spirits high i will wake up by 11 or isjh

17. when we move to berkeley and can live a more edgy rockstar yet nurturing/organic lifestyle

18. i hate excerpts

19. PUNCTUATION. IS THAT SO HARD FOR [redacted]? TO CAPITAZLIZE WORDS? THIS IS FUCKING UNACCEPTABLE, I HAVE TO LEAVE FOR THE DOCTOR IN FIVE MINUTES. PERIODS. @SOURCES. CAPITALIZING LETTERS

20. will you comment on my article so people will think i’m cool?

21. i mean the dixie chicks’ makes me cry too

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22. btw the sister spit thing is priority over pants

23. fwd: tess’ voicemails

24. beginning to fix a serious problem you have in your life right now regarding ani difranco

25. WE ARE GOING TO BE FRIENDS IN REAL LIFE

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