Lindsay/Sam “Lesbian Affair” Thing Will Outlast The Heat Death Of The Universe

Rachel —
Feb 20, 2011
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LILOSAMRO:

Isn’t it funny that this can still be a news story? It’s like that time that they tried to say fossil fuels actually were a renewable resource and so we didn’t have to worry about peak oil or whatever, except with lesbians. Anyways, Lilo and Sam were seen leaving a club together! Specifically, it was Teddy’s nightclub in LA. They were also seen entering and leaving the Roosevelt Hotel at 1:45 AM with Sam driving, and wherever they went after that (Sam’s place?) they spent the whole night. Just like Ani said. Sam, aka She Who Never Tweets About The Thing With Her And Lilo, even tweeted about it. Which means probs they’re definitely going to get commitment ceremonied barefoot on a beach wearing matching white outfits and wreaths of flowers and/or a fedora. RIGHT YOU GUYS???

Anyways we just wanted you to know that. While you are taking this time to recover from your last week and/or shoring up your emotional reserves for the one ahead, know that two women who are both very attractive according to different aesthetics were in the same place at the same time and also probably in the same place privately possibly in some sort of bedroom situation! STAY TUNED FOR MORE INFO, OMFG.

GAGA PRODIGY:

Hi hello possibly you are aware of this adorable ten year old girl who somehow came out with a cover of Born This Way about twenty-five seconds after it was released. She is veryverycutedotcom. Gaga herself freaked out over the cover, and now young Maria Aragon gets to duet with Gaga in Toronto in March. I have been alive almost three times longer than this girl and that’s still never happened to me, so that’s pretty good!

BLACK HISTORY MONTH:

If you have somehow made it to the 20th and still not done anything for Black History Month, the least your sorry ass can do is click over and appreciate this list of just a few important black figures from American history who are/were gay, lesbian, bisexual or transgendered. I mean for real, if you don’t know about James Baldwin or Angela Davis or Bessie Smith or Audre Lorde, you have a busy Sunday ahead of you. Here is a handy video to help you out!

BIEBZ:

Today I found out that @FeministBieber exists. The world we like to imagine we live in!

Also, there’s this.

R2D2:

Someone married him! That’s a thing! Hallelujah and mazeltov.

FASHION:

H&M is doing a Fashion Against AIDS collection, as it has for four years now, but this year the collection is going to be unisex. I cannot be the only person for whom this would solve almost every clothing dilemma they have. Also, money towards AIDS research! Everyone wins, kind of!

GAYS, CHURCH:

This seems like a nice thing: Bring Your Gay Teen To Church Day! “Joanna Crawford, a seminary student at the Houston Graduate School of Theology, said the idea came up after the suicide last fall of Asher Brown, a Cypress-area eighth-grader who killed himself after what his parents said were years of bullying and taunts that he was gay. It is a project of the Houston Clergy Council, formed last year to allow churches to work together on shared concerns. “None of us knew Asher, but we felt if we could get families into our churches, where they have support, where they feel loved for who they are, not in spite of it, something good could come of that,” Crawford said.”

ANONYMOUS/WBC:

Is this good news or just a vindictive sense of satisfaction? Not sure. Either way, the weird and dangerous internet collective Anonymous has announced that it plans to launch an offensive against the Westboro Baptist Church. Is this because they support equal rights or just because they enjoy being mean? Who knows! Here’s what they said:

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You have condemned the men and women who serve, fight, and perish in the armed forces of your nation; you have prayed for and celebrated the deaths of young children, who are without fault; you have stood outside the United States National Holocaust Museum, condemning the men, women, and children who, despite their innocence, were annihilated by a tyrannical embodiment of fascism and unsubstantiated repugnance… ANONYMOUS cannot abide this behavior any longer. The time for us to be idle spectators in your inhumane treatment of fellow Man has reached its apex, and we shall now be moved to action.”

HAWAII:

Hawaii is really killing it w/r/t gay stuff this week, they have just appointed their first out lesbian justice to the State Supreme Court. “Mrs. McKenna, a longtime state judge, was born in Tokyo and raised by a single mother in Hawaii before attending law school at University of Hawaii. She and her domestic partner, Denise Yamashiro, have three children.”

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Rachel is Autostraddle’s Managing Editor and the editor who presides over news & politics coverage. Originally from Boston, MA, Rachel now lives in the Midwest. Topics dear to her heart include bisexuality, The X-Files and tacos. Her favorite Ciara video is probably “Ride,” but if you’re only going to watch one, she recommends “Like A Boy.” You can follow her on twitter and instagram.

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