Let Us Speculate About the New Tegan and Sara Album, “Love You to Death”

Maddie
Mar 11, 2016
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feature image by Pamela Littky via Twitter

After an excruciatingly drawn-out social media build-up, Tegan and Sara released the cover art for their eighth studio album and announced its release date: Love You to Death will drop on June 3, preceded by new music on April 8.

Love You To Death cover art via Twitter
Love You To Death cover art via Twitter

Their last album, Heartthrob, dropped over three years ago. We had a lot of feelings about it. Or rather, Crystal had a lot of feelings about Tegan and Sara on Autostraddle, and I had a lot of feelings about them alone in my room.

Tegan and Sara have had a big few years. They went on tour, recorded an infectious song hated by adults and children alike (which they then sang at the Oscars), were the voices of an Oreo jingle and Sara wrote the score for a film. They also got an Instagram account. And cats.

Based on Tegan and Sara’s social media presence over the past year, I can only conclude that this long-anticipated album will be a collection of songs from their previous records, rewritten to be about how they love Sara’s cats – Holiday and Mickey — to death.

Find the track list that I assume will be on the album below:

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Track List (based purely on my ability to draw a logical conclusion)

1. Back in My Bed

Come on

A photo posted by Tegan and Sara (@teganandsara) on

2. How Come You Don’t Want Me (Please Just Come Cuddle)

Mood

A photo posted by Tegan and Sara (@teganandsara) on

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3. Living Room (Is Where the Shiny Box Is)

Mr. Robot

A photo posted by Tegan and Sara (@teganandsara) on

4. Relief Next to Me (Purring in My Lap)

Heartbreaker

A photo posted by Tegan and Sara (@teganandsara) on

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5. So Jealous (That You Get to Sleep All Day)

Love

A photo posted by Tegan and Sara (@teganandsara) on

6. Don’t Confess (Because You Can Only Meow)

Meow

A photo posted by Tegan and Sara (@teganandsara) on

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7. Drove Me Wild (Jumping on My Head at 3am)

Calm vibes before bed

A video posted by Tegan and Sara (@teganandsara) on

8. You Went Away (Under the Covers)

Like your face

A photo posted by Tegan and Sara (@teganandsara) on

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9. Nineteen (Is the Number of Cats We Would Like to Have)

Big spoon

A photo posted by Tegan and Sara (@teganandsara) on

10. Knife Going In (No, You’re Just Biting Me)

Sunday Funday

A photo posted by Tegan and Sara (@teganandsara) on

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What are your hopes and dreams for Love You to Death?

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Maddie

Autostraddle staff writer. Copy editor. Fledgling English muffin maker. Temporary turtle parent. Zine creator. Swings enthusiast. Political human who cares a lot about healthcare and queer anti-carceral feminisms. I asked my friend to help me write this bio and they said, “Good-natured. Friend. Earth tones.” Another friend said, “Flannel babe. Vacuum lover. Kind.” So. Find me on Twitter or my website.

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