Everyone knows that you can be anything you want on Halloween as long as it’s sexy. Sexy nurse? Clearly. Sexy corn on the cob? Of course. Sexy widespread panic? You bet your ass. If you’re still looking for a last minute costume, look no further.
Laura’s Team Pick: WTF Should I Be For Halloween
Laura
Laura is a tiny girl who wishes she were a superhero. She likes talking to her grandma on the phone and making things with her hands. Strengths include an impressive knowledge of Harry Potter, the ability to apply sociology to everything under the sun, and a knack for haggling for groceries in Spanish. Weaknesses: Chick-fil-a, her triceps, girls in glasses, and the subjunctive mood. Follow the vagabond adventures of Laura and her bike on twitter [@laurrrrita].
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I think I found my costume…
SEXY LIST OF ACADEMIC JOURNALS IN SEXOLOGY.
Now there’s a costume.
SEXY ANNULUS THEOREM
SEXY WHARFINGER
Sexy Denebola Brachycephala. I’m totes gonna be a sexy extinct beluga whale. Wanna touch my blowhole, ladies?
i got “Sexy Irish Naval Service Enlisted Rank Insignia”
uhhhhhhh.. that’s a kind of awesome i unfortunately can’t pull off haha
I got “Sexy Socialist Party of Canada”. What a joke.
Ladies and ladies, there’s our poke at Canada for the week.
I got Sexy Ornithomimus.
Pulling off ‘sexy three-toed dinosaur’ might be difficult.
there’s a niche audience for everything
sexy open top bus! you know you wanna ride
that probably won’t be nearly as funny in the morning.
best one so far
Sexy Dedekind–Hasse norm.
That’s right, I’m going to be sexy math.
I feel this deserves a comment of some shape or size, but yet it has none. None. Not even one. This fact makes me very sad. And if it makes me sad, imagine how the article / link / laura might feel?
I hope I’m making the all of the above a little happier with this.
And I also hope I might stop caring about the feelings of a webpage at some point tonight. Maybe.
Or, you know, my internet refuses to refresh.
I’m going back to my corner and shutting up now.
but it was so nice of you =)
SEXY SEONGAKSAN
Seongaksan is a mountain of Jeollabuk-do, western South Korea. It has an altitude of 1141 metres.[1]
bring it onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Sexy Palmitoylation. I am such a chem nerd for actually considering this.
“sexy list of modernist women writers”
hey that is kinda sexy.
Sexy Seyidlər. so, a sexy village? i donno…i just like it because it has an upside down “e”. thats fun.
schwas are so sexy.
yeah! thats what theyre called! i find umlauts to be more attractive, however. still though.
sexy what a man my man is (album)… well thats just inappropriate
“Sexy Senior Project|…… then I refreshed and got “Sex euthanasia” …. I’ll see what I can do
My senior project was about dumpster diving… that could have been interesting.
Sexy war lantern. Yes.
Sexy bap (food)
I can make this work
“Sexy Feminism Equality.”
RIGHT ON.
i keep getting places. i have no idea how to be a place but now i feel like this thing is calling me fat? i’m not sure how to feel about this