Feature image via Zhizhao Wu/Getty Images and Sam Kerr’s Instagram
Friends, I will be the first to admit that despite a fondness for Gritty memes, I know very little about sports. What I do know a lot about is girls kissing each other, and that’s what we’re here to talk about!
While eagle-eyed sports fans have theorized that Team USA’s Kristie Mewis and Team Australia’s Sam Kerr were dating — or at least flirting heavily on the internet — very little information was publicly available until BASICALLY RIGHT NOW. In a very detailed thread, a Twitter user named Ayla took the time to break down every flame react and or emoji that could have possibly transpired in public between Mewis and Kerr.
Most of it consists of light roasting, which I always appreciate.
Isn’t it nice when two gals from different teams are such close friends? I for one applaud any and all examples of sportsmanship.
On Thursday of last week, their national teams faced off against each other in the bronze medal match at the Tokyo Olympics, and Team USA emerged victorious. After the game, photographers snapped Mewis and Kerr gently consoling each other on the field, like gal pals so often do:
Sorry last one, but I'm thinking fans from both sides may appreciate these shots of Kristie Mewis and Sam Kerr: pic.twitter.com/KJomCGNluo
— Meredith Cash (@mercash22) August 5, 2021
And that is where Stacey comes in!!! Stacey believes in the power of friendship and I think that’s great. However, my darling Stacey sorta missed the boat on this one, which is how we ended up here.
They’re lesbians Stacey
— Nope (@prefervoldemort) August 5, 2021
For what it’s worth, Kerr and Mewis came out officially via Instagram a couple of days later, captioning a kissing photo with a red heart in an absolutely maddening missed opportunity to simply caption the photo, “They’re lesbians, Stacey.”
Is “They’re lesbians Stacey” the new “no its becky” or have I been on the internet too long?
And then as though this could not get any more meta:
So am I what the big deal!!
— Stacey Cabe (@Cabe1Stacey) August 5, 2021
For the record, here is our hero Stacey bravely holding wild animals.
From Coyote puppies to Gators…I love my job!! pic.twitter.com/8epNCcyVrL
— Stacey Cabe (@Cabe1Stacey) August 9, 2021
Long story short, these soccer players are gay, Stacey is gay, it’s nice to be nice to your friends and I think I understand sports now.
This was a most enjoyable ride. 10/10 would recommend 😂
SO AM I WHAT THE BIG DEAL stacey ily
Fantastic reporting, thank you for your service! :D
This was literally one of my favorite AS articles ever posted. Thank you!
And all of those blokes cuddling each other as soccer, AFL, and Thugby
Never get a mention in the press like Kerr and Mewiss!!!
I…..just….these two. THESE TWO. THESE. TWO.
nice work stef and stacey
Sam also recently came out of a relationship with a different American soccer player. I think that just adds more flavour to the story.
So did Kristie – she was dating her club teammate Rachel Daly; I wonder what the dynamics are like on that team since they still play together lol
Oh, Stacey. Bless her heart.
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SO AM I WHAT THE BIG DEAL
If y’all want to see more of these two, y’all should follow @kmewis19 on Instagram. Her stories have been lesbian 🔥 lately.
Stacey repping florida fully and with nuance.
The sportsmanship of it all.
Wow, Stacey’s job looks even more lesbian than Sam and Kristie’s. I love everything about this.
What a gift! Thanks for making my dreams come true just in time for my birthday, Stef!
Good on sam and partner, as long as they are happy together, what’s the problem ?? Enjoy each other, I’m a 74 year old male, and not a selfish person.
Congrats Sam and Kris for such a splendidly enviable relationship, and thanks Stef for such an enjoyably erudite assessment!!!
I never knew it would go this far. I’m so humble and enjoyed at the sametime. I love reading all y’alls comments and seeing all the retweets as well. Thank you to you all I not only have a smile on my face but also in my heart.
STACEYYYY
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So excited to see the lead photo in this Washington Post article on how the 2023 world cup is super gay, is a picture of a person wearing a pride flag with a sign reading ‘They’re lesbians Stacy’. Stacey’s legacy endures along with all the gay footballers!
https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/2023/08/16/womens-world-cup-gay-players-lgbt/
Ahhh, I’m so happy to hear this! I’ve been a huge fan of both Kristie and Sam for years, and I always felt like there was something special between them. Thanks for sharing this news, it’s truly wonderful to see more representation and love in the LGBTQ+ community