Keep It Consensual as F*ck with DeAnne Smith’s New Music Video

Have you ever wondered what DeAnne Smith rapping about consensual sex would sound like? Well the comedian/wordsmith/cute person has provided that situation for you via the song “Consensual as Fuck” by what I’m going to call her rap alter ego, DeAnswer. The song is full of feminist allusions, gay references, and more puns than anyone should legally be allowed to cram into four minutes. The collaboration with Chrill Murray and Sugarpuss is available for download on Bandcamp with half of the proceeds going to RAINN. The lyrics can be found in the description of the YouTube video and if you couldn’t have guessed, this song is probably not work apprope. Depending on your job I guess.

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Brittani Nichols is a Los Angeles based comedy person. When she's not tweeting about white people or watching television, she's probably eating pizza. Actually, she's probably doing all three of those things concurrently and when she's not doing THAT, she's sleeping. Brittani also went to Yale and feels weird about mentioning it but wants you to know.

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19 Comments

  1. I’ll go Texas on your sex because I ain’t afraid to mess with it.

    OK. Ok. Oh. Kay.

    <3

  4. it’s very generous of you to call that “rapping.” i rap like a schoolteacher in an 80s PSA. “my name is dapper D and i’m here to say…”

    • “…DeAnswer’s what I got to the question of the day!” Sorry, just had to finish that line off.

      • hey! there was a take of mike pinning the “nailed it” badge to my vest, but it didn’t make the final cut. :( you were there in spirit!

  6. Shit this actually goes so hard.

    Also is ridiculous in all the best and most honest ways. Fav: “I wanna play chess with it (rook to e4).”

      • we ended naming ours Monica because I bought it at the Pleasure chest on Santa Monica Blvd. True story.

  8. a) that was amazing
    b) like DeAnne’s outfit.
    c) i have that purple hoodie.
    d) come back to camp!

  9. I had to re watch repeatedly to hear the lyrics because I kept laughing so hard. Tittaes killed me.

  11. I fell off the couch at the third-wave part! (Not a metaphor, I literally rolled off the couch… I’m fine, don’t worry)

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