Like snow on a winter’s day, missives from our earnest fave JoJo Siwa’s courtship with 19-year-old TikTok user Katie Mills have been falling from the sky in various formations and landing on our telephones and computer screens. Witness, below, our most recent message from the North Pole / JoJo Siwa’s basement!

https://www.tiktok.com/@itsjojosiwa/video/7045128226611465519?lang=en&is_copy_url=0&is_from_webapp=v1&sender_device=pc&sender_web_id=6948840580856464902

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Three nights ago, the twosome made very big news: as humans and animals across the universe settled into their sofas or recliners with their soda pops to watch a Lakers/Suns game on their television, America’s queer niece JoJo Siwa was right in the middle of the action — seated courtside with aforementioned Katie. The squeaking of sneakers, the scent of sweat, the whoosh of the ball through the net: all of this and more was right there in the air for both to enjoy an unobstructed view of american sportsmen flexing their skills and talents in an enclosed, crowded space.

Prior to the commencement of the sports game, JoJo and Katie created a dance video for TikTok. In a subtle callback to a recent courtside dance with her Dancing with the Stars partner Jenna, JoJo Siwa and Katie Mills performed synchronized movements to Doja Cat’s “Get Into It (Yuh),” which JoJo captioned with the words “my favorite tiktok dance of all time.” The sheer volume of content this girl creates every day!

https://www.tiktok.com/@itsjojosiwa/video/7044430859201613103?lang=en&is_copy_url=0&is_from_webapp=v1&sender_device=pc&sender_web_id=6948840580856464902

Little did JoJo and Katie know that some amount of time thereafter, they would find their date interrupted by a physical collision from Phoenix Suns player Jae Crowder, who crashed into the duo while pursuing a basketball threatening to land in the vast unknown, aka “out of bounds.”

In instagram stories shot at the game, we see JoJo living her stated dream of eating a hot dog courtside at a Lakers game and recapping the collision, during which time her life flashed before her eyes. She ponders at length the possibility of breaking her neck.

Fortunately, both girls survived with necks intact for another day. But the basketball dance was not their first dance! Last week, Katie posted a video on her TikTok of the twosome dancing to “You’re a Jerk” shortly after they’d been spotted holding hands in sunny Hollywood, California.

https://www.tiktok.com/@mills.katie/video/7043940654245858566?lang=en&is_copy_url=1&is_from_webapp=v1

Katie is 19 and was raised Mormon in St. George, Utah, and currently plays soccer at Snow College in Utah. JoJo and Katie met through social media around two weeks ago, allegedly.

https://www.tiktok.com/@mills.katie/video/7045128004749610246?lang=en&is_copy_url=0&is_from_webapp=v1&sender_device=pc&sender_web_id=6948840580856464902

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