Over the course of building my other gift guide, I began to notice how many cute pieces of art that cute indie artists were making that involved boobs. What I think used to be relegated to the celebration of breast cancer awareness has clearly evolved to become part of a hip, pseudo-feminist, tongue-in-cheek artmaking movement. (I do want to make a note here: there are women who don’t have boobs! and men who do! and folx of all kinds who do and don’t want boobs or have complicated feelings about everything in general or have better taste than me and just think this is dumb. I wanted to do this in a spirit that everyone can be able to celebrate whatever myriad ways boobs are present in their lives, if they feel like it.)
Anyway, the other night, I couldn’t sleep and decided to look further into it. Even I didn’t know how many boob-related things I could just go out and find in the world when I started out, but here we are. Gift some of these to the person in your life that you know would gain the most pleasure out of sipping tea whilst making cishet men uncomfortable.
Also, I threw in some butts. You’re welcome.
Boobs you can wear:
Egg Boob shirt by SaggyBee Design
Fried Eggs Boobs Shirt by TheStitchinBabe / Papaya / Avocado
Don’t Stare at My Melons! Bralet by FlossandClay
Nip Slip Cap in Blue Baby by NipSlips
Shiela boobies in half moon shape porcelain necklace by ThingsByBea
Porcelain Boob Earrings by asensiblehabit
Small Booby T-Shirt by MaddyVenus
Free The Nipple Shirt by BodyandEnglish
Boobs you can put on your fave jacket:
Floaties patch by Cocou Suzette
Limited Edition Booby Enamel Pins by AlexStrangler
Feminist Pinback Pin-Boobies of the World Set by LittleWomanGoods
Boobies pin by aliciamiranasuebeck
Squish Boob Pin by SaggyBee Design
Boob Enamel pins from Coucou Suzette
Egg Boob pin from SaggyBee Design
Minimalist porcelain and brass brooch by monochramatiques
Boobies porcelain ceramic pins by Ollanani
BOOM lapel pin by GoodEffortPress
Boobs shrink plastic pin by itchyco
Boobs to lay your head on
Boobies pillow by goodluckclubshop
Body Parts Pillow by confettiriotshop
Sleep mask by NipNopz (Brown / Tan)
Small Knitted boob by SPILTHdesign
Boobs you can drink out of:
Classic White & Gold Nipple Boobmugs by PetraliePottery / just white / just pink /pink & gold / gold af / black
Handmade porcelain boob mug by BonnieLongino
You’re the tits french mug by ShopFleurElise
Boob Flask by WolfDaughterdsgn
or, order a custom one from MollyHorton pottery
Boobs you can put other things in:
Boobie Print Makeup Bag by JodieDoesArt
Sheila – Boobie pattern porcelain planter and tea cup by ThingsByBea
Boob 10oz tote bag by flatlandkitchen
Side Boob Tote Bag by DanielleJohansenArt
Boob hanging planter by HelloHappyPlants
Boobs you can send someone else:
Boob Note Cards by Pretty Girl Shop
Half a Dozen Mistletoe Boob Cookies by NaughtyCookieBox
I Like Your Boobies Zine by SophieMcPike
Watercolor with Gold Leaf “Sisters Not Twins” Card by JodieDoesArt
You’re the Tits Greeting Card by MishkaMarie
Boobs poster by RebekahErevStudio
We Make a Lovely Pear card by rudooles / avocuddle
Breast Friends card by rudooles
Boobs you can stick everywhere:
Boob stickers by SarahGordonPrint
Boob Planet Sticker by SucchiniPrints
Nipples sticker set by SPILTHdesign
Boob stickers! by controlcenter
Titties Magnets: Blue x Yellow by namnamceramics (also found in red x blue)
Set of Breast Cancer Polymer Clay Boob Magnets by PositivePalettes
Boobs For Your Wall
Boobies Brush / Pen / Pencil Holder by Ollanani
Boob Wall Calendar by LizzyDeeStudio
Boob Embroidery Art by ThreadsInstead
And some butts:
Omg so many good butt things by Penelope Gazin
Butt lapel prin by ATouchofButt
The extent to which you have out done yourself cannot be expressed in mere words. I simply applaud you.
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Best gift guide ever I want ALL the BOOBS!
SO MANY BOOBS ⚽️⚽️
just want to say I highly appreciate your use of soccerballs here
I have the Egg Boob shirt by SaggyBee, and I highly recommend it! It’s so soft, and I love the weird looks strangers give me when I wear it :)
in concept i loved this, i got really excited when i saw it on the front page…and then i clicked through and learned something new about myself which is that disembodied boobs give me a weird bad feeling! who knew! boobs on a person = a+, but boobs NOT on a person = ?!?!??!?no?!?!
that said i rly hope others are able to enjoy all this cool boob art ! celebrate boob times, come on!
I know what you mean. Weird,isn’t it?
ha! I’m so sorry :( I guess disembodied parts kinda should be off-putting…
the mug with breasts all the way around is HORRIFYING
I want to add another category: Boobs you can smoke out of! Gay ceramic artist Caitlin Rose Sweet makes two types of boob pipes:
https://www.etsy.com/listing/277215950/femininism-gets-me-high-pipe
and
https://www.instagram.com/p/BMW0gJmjwbM/?taken-by=caitlinrosesweet
:) :)