Hey there starship troopers! It’s the holiday season and we’re here to help you get your shit together in a variety of ways: recipes, kits, gift guides, holiday how-tos and so very much more. Come along with us, won’t you, to Autostraddle Holigays 2011! Â FYI, if you follow the amazon links from our website when making holiday purchases, Autostraddle gets a little percentage of that money via our Amazon affiliates account, so we encourage you to do that All Season Long!! Thank you!
Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard, world-famous movie producers and the stars of In Your Box Office With Julie & Brandy right here on Autostraddle.com, have created a holiday shopping list for “hilarious & awesome” people. This is that list.
1. Retro 80’s cell phone headset
Is that Jamie Lee Curtis?
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2. Novelty marijuana that causes gas!
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3. Ramona Singer’s Pinot Grigio
(Because everyone loves to hate the Real Housewives of NY)
Bottoms up! 
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4. The Book of Awkward Family Photos
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5. Pajama Jeans!
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6. Barack Obama Bobble Head
(We actually have one of these and LOVE it)
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7. 2011 Justin Bieber Calendar
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8. Industrial size bucket of CheeseBalls
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9. Red Hat Cat Kitchen Sponge
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10. Inflatable Tiger Head
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12. Hillary Clinton Toilet Paper
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13. The Autostraddle Calendar
