Hi friends! Hope your holiday shopping is going super swell, but if it isn’t, you’re in luck because our store is overflowing with cool gifts ranging from $1—$48! As always, everything in our store is designed and illustrated by queer artists, and every dollar you spend supports the people who make Autostraddle happen!
The Newest of the New
Trojan Horse Enamel Pin
black metal / soft + glitter enamel / measures 1.5″ tall
The Greeks did it in Troy, and now the gays are doing it in Australia. In fact, the country overwhelmingly voted yes for marriage equality last month, despite these anti-gay campaigns that Crystal ranked by queerness. We were inspired by this ad, which asks — “Who’s inside the Rainbow Horse?” and shows pink-mohawked soldiers marching with signs declaring “political correctness” and “safe schools!” Seriously spooky stuff. Crystal ranked it as the number one unintentionally gayest ad, saying “This is horse is fabulous, I’d definitely get in. I want to see Gay Trojan Horse marching at next year’s Mardi Gras, and turned into an enamel pin for my denim jacket.” After several commenters chimed in saying they’d “100% buy the rainbow Trojan horse,” we made this extremely cute, extremely glittery Gay Trojan Horse pin illustrated by the talented Isabella Rotman. buy it →
Update: Also as of today same sex marriage is legal in Australia!! WOO!
Gender Traitor Pin
black metal / soft enamel / measures 1″ tall
It’s your favorite design, now in a bite-sized enamel pin! You can wear it on your Gender Traitor Sweatshirt, which you can wear over your Gender Traitor Shirt, while carrying a baby wearing a Gender Traitor Onesie. It’s all inspired by The Handmaid’s Tale. What a statement that’ll be! buy it →
Gender Traitor Sweatshirt
printed on super-soft alternative apparel eco-fleece sweatshirt / sizes S thru 3XL
This sweatshirt by Alternative Apparel is literally the softest thing that my body has ever worn and will ever wear again. Unless and until aliens bring us some new amazing fibers from a distant planet, it’s safe to say this will always be the softest sweatshirt in the galaxy. We cannot stop printing on it, and we probably won’t ever stop. It is that soft, it wins over all the sweatshirts. And it’s cold out there! You should own this sweatshirt for that reason alone, but if you hate being comfortable, there’s always the fact that you’re gay.  buy this →Â
Stuff We Already Told You About But We Can’t Believe You Haven’t Bought Yet
The Gender Traitor Onesie
printed on los angeles apparel cotton / infant sizes 3-6, 6-12, 12-18, 18-24
Research has shown that a family wearing matching Gender Traitor merch is a family that stays together. Plus, have you ever seen a cooler baby? Probably not. Your baby can be cool, too. Your baby can wear this onesie and look up at people from their stroller and judge them. And if you personally do not have a baby, I bet you can think of a few friends who will appreciate adding this onesie their collection. buy this →
Tomboy Femme Tee
printed on super-soft bella + canvas triblend / sizes XS thru 3XL
This might’ve been the fastest restock we’ve ever done — y’all love this tee so much! buy it →Â
Hot Take Tee
printed on super-soft bella + canvas triblend / sizes XS thru 3XL
Give off a super sexy seventies vibe. buy this →
Mommi Tees
unisex white tee / printed on super-soft bella + canvas triblend /Â sizes XS thru 3XL
women’s style black tee / printed on super-soft bella + canvas triblend / sizes S thru 2XL
This movement isn’t going to start itself. Spread the good word (which is Mommi, which is the new Daddy). You can get it in either black or white →
Your Faves Are Back in Stock!
Safe Space Sweatshirt
printed on super-soft alternative apparel eco-fleece / sizes S thru 3XL
Gal Pal Tees
printed on next level apparel unisex polycotton / sizes XS thru 2XL
Gal Pal Hoodies
printed on an independent trading company pullover / sizes XS thru 2XL
Lavender Menace Tees
unisex tee / printed on bella + canvas jersey /Â sizes XS thru 4XL
women’s style tee / printed on super-soft bella + canvas triblend / sizes S thru 2XL
All These Pins
We restocked so many of your favorite pins, and guess what?! From now until December 15th, we’re putting on our first-ever PIN DEAL! If you buy four (4) enamel pins in our store, we’ll throw in a 5th one for free! Your naked denim thanks you in advance.
Delivery Schedule
To get your deliveries in time for the holidays make sure to place your order by the following dates:
Dec 13th—UPS First Class*
Dec 15th—USPS Priority Mail/UPS Ground*
*These dates are for domestic orders–we have no guarantee for international orders, so get ‘em in early heartstrings! ♡
As always, I’ll be watching the comments like a hawk, so let me know if you have any questions/feelings and I’ll try my best to help you!
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