Maybe you too have inherited your mother’s habit of only thinking about Christmas after December 15th and are wondering how you’ll make folks in your life happy when priority shipping is $7,284 per pound now. Perhaps you just forgot, and are thinking about last minute holiday gifts that folks in your life will like and need. Maybe you just like the gift that keeps on giving. No matter what, here’s the guide for you.
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Ari is a 20-something artist and educator. They are a mom to two cats, they love domesticity, ritual, and porch time. They have studied, loved, and learned in CT, Greensboro, NC, and ATX.
Will we get a post about how Maura Dern’s character and Leia were TOTALLY lovers? Tbh Laura Dern has chemistry with EVERYONE. I was expecting her to give Poe the spanking he deserved
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“priority shipping is $7,284 per pound now” – completely accurate.
Also, there’s so much high-quality competition, but this might be my favorite Holiday Gift Guide!
Will we get a post about how Maura Dern’s character and Leia were TOTALLY lovers? Tbh Laura Dern has chemistry with EVERYONE. I was expecting her to give Poe the spanking he deserved
That was clearly intended for the Star Wars post wth
Just a warning about HelloFresh: if you cancel your account for whatever reason, they will stalk you like a jilted ex until you have to beg them to leave you alone. ><