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In a black and white hand drawn comic, Scout tells Ari that in 2021 they are going to focus on self-improvement... first and foremost, improving those SEXTING SKILLS!!!
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Grease Bats: Sexting

Archie —
Feb 6, 2021
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So, no one told you life was gonna be this gay! Welcome to Grease Bats, an on-going monthly comic, created by Archie Bongiovanni!

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Scout tells Ari that in 2021 they are going to focus on self-improvement... first and foremost, improving those SEXTING SKILLS!!! Ari asks to see an example, so Scout reads them a "sexy poem"... to which Ari responds, "I'm sorry is this a love poem for the moon or a sext?" Scout worries, "is there a difference?"

Ari tells Scout to leave the poetry and go straight to the "good stuff." Here's an example that Ari sent over breakfast that morning, "Both fists enter and as I start to come, your--" Scout is scandalized that Ari sent something like that over Lucky Charms, but the girl in question responds to Ari. A success! Scout shakes their head and walks away, calling over their shoulder, "Please wait until I exit before you return that text, Romeo!"

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Archie

I’m a cartoonist living in Minneapolis. Co-Author and artist of A Quick And Easy Guide To They/Them Pronouns. Author of Grease Bats, coming out Fall 2019 with Boom! Studios! If I’m not working I’m socializing. If I’m not out with friends I’m drawing. If I’m not doing any of those things I’m probably depressed. Support me using Patreon.

Archie has written 117 articles for us.

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