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Grease Bats: Don’t Cancel Your Sex Date

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Feb 10, 2018
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  • Ari
    February 10, 2018 at 10:03 am

    I’M ARI.

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    • etienne
      February 10, 2018 at 10:22 am

      Came here to say the same thing wow. Smug face in the last panel & all

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      • Larisa
        February 10, 2018 at 1:47 pm

        I’m a former Scout hoping that their transition to Ari is complete, and not just papering over… ?

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      • Archie
        February 10, 2018 at 2:20 pm

        hahaha wishing you the best of luck with that…

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  • Al
    February 10, 2018 at 10:17 am

    I’m a sensitive soul who just wants to be loved.

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    • Archie
      February 10, 2018 at 2:14 pm

      Aren’t we all, deep down.

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    • Larisa
      February 10, 2018 at 2:56 pm

      Can’t read this line without thinking of the Timon and Pumbaa song, tbh…

      “I’m a sensitive soul and I seem thick-skinned
      But it hurt when my friends never stood downwiiiiiiiiind!
      And OH THE SHAME—”

      I mean what, I don’t know an entire song about farting by heart no who said that not me

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      • Carmen SanDiego
        February 11, 2018 at 9:33 am

        Beautiful, Larissa, just beautiful

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  • amillionprompts
    February 10, 2018 at 11:30 am

    I really hope that Scout doesn’t develop a crush on Ari

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    • Archie
      February 10, 2018 at 2:18 pm

      ME TOO. That would end disastrously and would probably never happen ’cause Scout has goo boundaries. Also because of this: https://develop.autostraddle.com/saturday-morning-cartoons-mega-crush-317765/

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      • Deli Twotone
        February 12, 2018 at 3:13 pm

        Jeez, now I’m even more into Andy

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  • Jay
    February 10, 2018 at 1:50 pm

    Somehow I am both Scout and Ari

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  • Bunny Brown
    February 11, 2018 at 1:01 am

    oh god i am Scout in every way, especially our idea of romance

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  • A. Tony Jerome
    February 11, 2018 at 9:12 am

    I want to be friends with all of them, I like to think I’m Ari but I’m Scout gotta be honest w myself

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  • Hollis
    February 11, 2018 at 2:18 pm

    I am simultaneously both Scout and Ari. Ari because I fuckin hate Valentine’s day and generally feel fine being single. Scout because uh yeah I am a sensitive soul who just wants to be loved (though unlike Scout, platonic love is PERFECTLY FINE TO SATISFY THAT NEED) and also because watching movies and eating doritos is def close to my ideal date.

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  • Deli Twotone
    February 12, 2018 at 3:06 pm

    I’m Team Andy on this one

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