Brat Gifts That Scream Merry Charli XCXmas

Gay Brat Gifts That Scream Merry Charli XCXmas

For those of us who are truly committed to being 365 party girls, brat summer gave way to brat fall, and now we’re heading into brat winter and, with it, a very important holigay: Charli XCXmas. If you’ve got a gay in your life who literally won’t stop bumpin’ that, well we’ve got some great news for you! Etsy is simply chock full of brat-inspired gifts, including some extremely hot stocking stuffers for under $25.

Brat in Every Format

brat on vinyl and CD — 1. OG Brat Limited Edition Orange LP ($40)
2. OG Brat in Target Exclusive Tie-Dye LP ($33)
3. OG Brat on CD ($14)
4. Brat And It’s The Same But There’s Three More Songs So It’s Not White LP ($38)
5. Brat And Its Completely Different But Also Still Brat on CD ($17)

Believe it or not, there are even more vinyl variations out there for brat and its various offshoots, but I’ve compiled the ones I’ve deemed to be the best. You can own so many brats! What if you designated an entire bookshelf or display shelf to brat in various formats? THINK ABOUT IT.

Brat Stocking Stuffers

Brat Lighters ($10)Brat Ornaments ($7+) Brat Fan ($25) Brat + Poppers Enamel Pins ($16) Bratmobile Bumper Sticker ($9) Brat Necklace ($14) — 1. Brat Lighters ($10)
2. Brat Ornaments ($7+)
3. Brat Fan ($25)
4. Brat + Poppers Enamel Pins ($16)
5. Bratmobile Bumper Sticker ($9)
6. Brat Necklace ($14)

These are all actually SO CUTE? The brat lighters seem especially important for the brat in your life, and whipping one of those out outside the gay bar is sure to attract all kinds of queers to one’s orbit. Can you believe there’s a brat + poppers pin bundle on Etsy?! Incredible. Our community is full of innovators and visionaries.

Brat Wearables

1. Brat Hat ($25)2. Brat Shorts ($32) 3. Brat Thong ($23) 4. Brat Crewneck ($39) 5. Merry and Brat Crewneck ($45+) 6. Airbrush Brat Crop Top ($28+) — 1. Brat Hat ($25)
2. Brat Shorts ($32)
3. Brat Thong ($23)
4. Brat Crewneck ($39)
5. Merry and Brat Crewneck ($45+)
6. Airbrush Brat Crop Top ($28+)

Finally, you can dress in head-to-toe BRAT!!!!

Brat Home Decor

1. Brat LED Sign ($50+)2. Ur So Julia Ring Dish ($18) 3. Brat Glow in the Dark Ring Dish ($16) 4. Personalized Brat Candle ($21) 5. Personalized Brat Blanket ($40+) 6. Brat Ash and Rolling Tray ($9+) — 1. Brat LED Sign ($50+)
2. Ur So Julia Ring Dish ($18)
3. Brat Glow in the Dark Ring Dish ($16)
4. Personalized Brat Candle ($21)
5. Personalized Brat Blanket ($40+)
6. Brat Ash and Rolling Tray ($9+)

Home is where the brat is. Turn your home into a homo. Live Laugh Brat. You get it.

Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya

Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya is the managing editor of Autostraddle and a lesbian writer of essays, fiction, and pop culture criticism living in Orlando. She is the former managing editor of TriQuarterly, and her short stories appear in McSweeney’s Quarterly Concern, Joyland, Catapult, The Offing, The Rumpus, Cake Zine, and more. Some of her pop culture writing can be found at The A.V. Club, Vulture, The Cut, and others. When she is not writing, editing, or reading, she is probably playing tennis. You can follow her on Twitter or Instagram and learn more about her work on her website.