So, this week has been crazy. Ex-Vice president Dick Cheney and his wife Lynne FINALLY (they have a gay daughter) endorsed same-sex marriage, and clearly they did this on The View. SheWired says that the Jersey Shore girls are “queer.” Michelle Bachmann told the world that Gardisil makes you “mentally retarded” (in other words, shit just got real). Also, America’s Next Top Model: All Stars premiered, and the words I could use to properly describe that hour of television haven’t even been invented yet. Also, I’m going to Las Vegas today.
Anyhow, Dr. Keith Ablow has been saying really terrible things about Chaz Bono’s upcoming appearance on Dancing With the Stars on the Fox News website. So he went on FoxNews, where FoxNews anchor Megyn Kelly tore him a new asshole. That’s good, because Dr. Ablow is probably gay, and could use a back-up asshole.*
I don’t know what’s going to happen next in the world. Hold on to your horses!
I bet you had no idea you were going to spend so much time thinking about Chaz Bono this year, didja?
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* I’d like to take this back — we don’t want him.
