Dickens and a friend discuss the hot new queer sensation "Happiest Season" which Dickens insists they have never heard of, much to the annoyance of their friend ("Are you fucking with me again??") and the delight of the reader, as Dickens quotes famous memes like Mariah Carey's "I don't know her." In the end though, Dickens say they don't want to see the movie, because quote "K.Stew could NEVER."..