Is there a more satisfying feeling than giving someone a gift you know they would really really dig? That moment when an item leaps out at you— you can picture the person it is destined for, and you are it’s guide to a happy and loving home? Whew, I’ve gotta stop, I’m giving myself chills. Think of me as your friendly Autostraddle Store Elf, guiding you through the kickass new merch we’ve added to store so you can support your favorite website and find that bone deep gift giving satisfaction. Are you ready? Great, let’s roll.
What better way to pledge your undying (platonic) love for your best friend than this incredibly cute and delightful GAL PAL sweatshirt? You know they’ll look stunning in it, plus, who doesn’t want to carry the good vibes of their best gal pal with them in sweatshirt form? Not to mention, if both of you read this guide, you’ll end up gifting each other the same sweatshirt!
Julissa is wearing a medium.
Sa’iyda is wearing a small.
Ideally this gift exchange happens under very, very low light and also mistletoe!
START. THEM. YOUNG.
Kayla is wearing a medium.
Morgan is wearing a small.
Not for the faint of heart! I suppose if it got too awkward you could pretend you had a deep and abiding love for office supplies, but that isn’t really in the spirit of things, is it? You gotta put this on and look folks in the eye like “You know what I mean, gorgeous.”
Julissa is wearing an XL.
Jordan is wearing a small.
You’ll be going over to their place to watch the The L Word reboot because they’re the one friend in your group with all the streaming channels and Showtime, so show your thanks accordingly!
Sabine is wearing an XL.
Take those book club flirtations to the next level with this sexy tee—and while you’re at it, spring for pronoun pins for the group get everyone practicing good pronoun etiquette!
Julissa is wearing a medium.
Make it that much easier for them to get the point whenever they enter a room!
Sai’yda is wearing a small.
No good soldier in the war against biphobia should go unarmed!
Julissa is wearing an XL.
It is not easy to keep everyone’s dietary restrictions memorized! But it is Queer as Fuck so get ‘em a t-shirt that respects that!
LeahAnn is wearing an XL.
Your boo deserves this rockin’ DYKES hat, and you can make that dream come true!!
I cannot think of a single person that doesn’t need this shirt. This shirt is the smell of air before snow, this shirt is curling up with a book by a fire, this shirt will clear your skin and improve your credit score. Give it to every person in your life, and do it posthaste.
Sabine is wearing an L.
To get your deliveries in time for the holidays make sure to place your order by
Dec 13th – UPS Mail Innovations
Dec 16th – UPS Ground
Dec 17th – USPS Priority
Dec 20th – UPS Next Day Air
Note: These dates are for domestic orders–we have no guarantee for international orders, so if you’re based outside of the US please order sooner rather than later. ♡
Photographer / Molly Adams
Conceptual Ideas / Riese + Sarah Sarwar
Designers / Sarah Sarwar, Mika Albornaz, Raisa Yehmen, Betty Turbo, Rory Midhani, Alex Vega
Printing + Production / HelloMerch, Mammoth Printshop, The Pin People, Apollo
Models / Jordan, Chloe, LeahAnn, Sabine, Sai’yda, Julissa, Morgan, Kayla, Lauren, Sarah