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Enjoy This 10 Second Play About Lesbians

Erin
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May 1, 2017
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  • shira
    May 1, 2017 at 5:29 am

    I pictured Scully during my initial read through, but by the second I was definitely picking up a Benson vibe. Kudos.

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    • Erin
      May 1, 2017 at 7:44 am

      i was going for 2 thank you

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  • Charlotte
    May 1, 2017 at 6:15 am

    I very much enjoy the ‘tour inside of Erin’s brain’ aspect of this website

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    • Erin
      May 1, 2017 at 7:48 am

      i’m sorry charlotte

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      • Charlotte
        May 1, 2017 at 4:11 pm

        Literally no apology needed, you’re a proper treasure

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  • Ari
    May 1, 2017 at 6:36 am

    can i direct the a-camp premiere of this??

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    • Erin
      May 1, 2017 at 7:45 am

      can you also star

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  • Alexis
    May 1, 2017 at 7:20 am

    Neither my wife to be nor myself own a flat billed snapback. We do both have plaid button ups though. Haha.

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  • Linnea
    May 1, 2017 at 7:47 am

    Brava! ???????? Encore encore!

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  • Becca
    May 1, 2017 at 8:17 am

    I’m embarrassed by my undeniable and kind of uncontrollable attraction to kind of fck-boi-looking sporty girls in snap backs. I know it’s such a “look” but it just gets me every time. See: Ashlyn Harris (especially pre haircut). Gah.

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  • Sally
    May 1, 2017 at 8:36 am

    Does this mean there is at least one hatless and topless lesbian somewhere in the house?

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    • Vicky
      May 1, 2017 at 9:10 am

      I never thought of that….but I’m totally here for it now you’ve put the idea in my head!

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    • Darcy
      May 1, 2017 at 9:34 am

      I mean…she’s probably in the bathroom wearing two t-shirts and gelling her hair

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    • soniyeaaah
      May 1, 2017 at 11:09 am

      STAY TUNED

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    • Erin
      May 1, 2017 at 11:39 am

      sally, thanks for the question. there’s not a topless lesbian in the house. hope this clears things up

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      • Sally
        May 1, 2017 at 12:56 pm

        This is a cruel mystery

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  • Sally
    May 1, 2017 at 8:38 am

    Also, as well as a play, this would make a very good intro to a text adventure game.

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    • Darcy
      May 1, 2017 at 12:20 pm

      I would play this

      “You go into the bedroom. You see a salt lamp, a bed, and a box under the bed. What do you do?”

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      • Sally
        May 1, 2017 at 12:55 pm

        As usual when I’m in the bedroom, I’d probably try the following:

        Go north
        Go south
        Go east
        Go west
        Go up

        And then when none of those worked I’d go down.

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  • Kass
    May 1, 2017 at 8:40 am

    <3 that this is tagged as theater

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  • Priscila T
    May 1, 2017 at 9:06 am

    ?????

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  • Alexa
    May 1, 2017 at 10:12 am

    Haunting!

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  • soniyeaaah
    May 1, 2017 at 11:11 am

    LOL this is amazing.

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  • Kaitlin
    May 1, 2017 at 11:35 am

    I really needed that laugh!

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  • Charmingle
    May 1, 2017 at 11:47 am

    Hahahaha….hah hahahahahahah

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  • Ola
    May 1, 2017 at 12:31 pm

    Masterpiece

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  • Remy
    May 1, 2017 at 2:44 pm

    Thank you for yoir art.

    This inspired me to look up the word snapback. I had pictured it to be either suspenders or a small backpack, also both signs of lesbianism.

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    • Darcy
      May 1, 2017 at 3:27 pm

      Snapback would be an excellent word for suspenders!

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    • Another Rachel
      May 1, 2017 at 9:49 pm

      Also an excellent word for a small backpack!

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  • Caitlin
    May 1, 2017 at 5:44 pm

    In the absence of Mallory, I sure am glad there is Erin.

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  • Sage
    May 1, 2017 at 6:33 pm

    Haha, okay =P

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  • kris
    May 2, 2017 at 8:33 am

    ?

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  • Wheels
    May 4, 2017 at 1:32 am

    Aw, delightful! Now I have two favourite 10 second pieces of lesbian literature (the other one is the text adventure “queers in love at the end of the world” by anna anthropy).

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