Hey did you hear the one about how Time magazine picked Donald Trump as its person of the year? Don’t worry, they picked Hitler once too. Also Stalin and Ayatollah Khomeni! The magazine’s intention is to crown the person who had the biggest impact on that year’s news, so Trump was a predictable choice. But that doesn’t make it any easier for us to look at his face.
Sometimes, art therapy is the only way we know how to get through these tough times. (See also:10 Ways of Looking at John McCain: DADT Filibuster Art Therapy Special) We all pursued this assignment with gusto and glory.
1. Tiny Trump, by Rachel Kincaid, Managing Editor
2. Everybody’s Head Explodes, by Stef Schwartz, Vapid Fluff Editor
3. St. Elmo’s Fire, by Kayla Kumari, Staff Writer
4. Mayor of Toontown, by Heather Hogan, Senior Editor
5. Sad Man, by Erin Sullivan, Staff Writer
6. ME, by Cameron Glavin, Cartoonist
7. Inauguration Day, by Riese Bernard, Editor-in-Chief
8. The Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man, by Stef Schwartz, Vapid Fluff Editor
9. There’s A Lot More To Ogres Than People Think, by Cecelia Kyoko, Staff Writer
10. Racist of the Year, by Laura M, Staff Writer
11. He’s Gonna Fuck Shit Up, by Yvonne Marquez, Senior Editor
12. Do Not Want, by Mey Rude, Trans Editor
13. A Bigger Ego, by Carrie Wade, Staff Writer
14. Hillary Clinton, by Carmen Rios, Feminism Editor
15. Oops, by Stef Schwartz, Vapid Fluff Editor
16. Anal, by Audrey White, Staff Writer
17. Coming 4 u, by Sarah Sarwar, Business & Design Director
18. Mahalo Motherfuckers, by Stef Schwartz, Vapid Fluff Editor
