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10. Jacked 3D Bacon Cheddar Ranch Doritos

Nope.
9. Vanilla Tootsie Rolls

Nay.
8. Bud Light

Nah.
7. Bud Light with Lime

Nu uh.
7. Candy Corn

Absolutely not.
6. Oreo Thins

Shannot!
5. Cappuccino Lay’s

Never.
4. Jimmy Dean Pancake and Sausage on a Stick

No way.
3.  The McLobster

Nothing doing.
2. Life Savers Holes

Nix.
1. Skins Fire

NO.