In the wise words of Britney Spears: “You’re toxic.”

And now you can find out exactly why you’re toxic by taking this quiz I pitched originally as a joke and then decided to actually write, because who doesn’t love being bullied by an internet personality quiz? I know I do!!!!!

Also, this quiz is definitely meant to be in good fun! I promise I am only calling you out in the gentlest of ways. Every single toxic trait represented in the results of this quiz is something either I am guilty of myself or someone I love dearly is guilty of. I do not find any of these traits actually harmful, bad, or wrong. “Toxic” is one of those words that has become overused and misused and memed to the point it could mean anything!!!!! Think of this quiz like the meanest Co-Star notifications you get.

Okay, just wanted to get that out of the way so no one’s feelings are hurt! Now go decorate a fantasy home!

You've hired a home designer and interior decorator to help you with your dream house. (We love aspirational domestic fantasy!) What description do you use to tell them your overall aesthetic?(Required)
What does the entrance to your house look like?(Required)
The outside of a house matters, too! How would you describe your landscaping for this fantasy home?(Required)
What is the most important room of your house?(Required)
Where is most of the furniture and decor for your house coming from?(Required)
Pick a mirror:(Required)
Pick some stuff to put on your dining table:(Required)
Pick a couch:(Required)
Pick a color palette for your bedroom:(Required)
What statement piece do you have placed on your mantel?(Required)
What home from queer television do you find the most appealing?(Required)

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