Relevant To Your Interests: Some (Spoiler-Free) Star Wars Merch For You and Your Favorite Porg

Yes. I’ve seen Star Wars: The Last Jedi. My friend Laura (who you might remember from the zillion times I’ve mentioned her on this website) got me a ticket for Christmas and we saw it at one in the goddamn morning the day it came out and we did not get back until four-thirty in the morning and even though I am a very old person masquerading as an almost-thirty-person it was WORTH IT. And I will not spoil one single thing for you. But I will show you all the very coolest Star Wars things I’ve found on the internet.

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The Light Side

A Woman’s Place Is In The Resistance Shirt, $24+. R2 Measuring Cup Set, $12.99. BB-8 Purse, $65.99. Star Wars Terrarium, $69.99+.

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The Dark Side

Kylo Ren Lion King Mug, $13.99+. Darth Vader Fair Isle Dress Socks, $16.99. Sphero BB-9E, $142.99. Empire Self-Stirring Mug, $6.99. You guys, I just realized how many coffee-related items are on this list I even cut an R2D2 French Press that’s how many coffee items I AM SO SO TIRED I AM CRYING IT WAS WORTH IT.

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Neither Side

Galaxy Necklace, $29.99. Porg Backpack, $28.99. Cat Wars 2018 Calendar, $10.99. Episode 4, 5 and 6 Minimal Posters, $13.77+.

CAN I SLEEP NOW? I SHALL DREAM OF PORGS.

Holiday Gift Guide: For the Queers in the Kitchen

The holidays are every cook and baker’s time to shine. There are hungry stressed out people everywhere looking to be fed and dazzled by the people in their live’s who enjoy spending time in the kitchen making delicious, festive things. There are also the ever important friends that don’t necessarily cook, but love to entertain and show people a good time. Given the amount of work that goes into keeping everyone happy and fed during this season it would be the sweetest thing to gift your culinarily skilled loved ones with new swag for their kitchen. There’s something for everyone in this guide, and every single thing (well, except one that missed by .99 cents) is $20 or less!

For the Bakers That Mean Business

If you have someone in your life who is really into baking you can turn the heat up for them with any of these gifts. This nesting bowl set is insane, there are mixing bowls, a colander, a mesh sieve, AND measuring cups and they all stack into each other for easy storage. What?! Amazing. Kitchen scales are incredible and make the task of measuring baking ingredients super simple. Everyone who loves to bake should have one, and if you give one as a gift you just might get baked goods in return. Silicone spatulas are also a miracle tool that every baker should have. Nothing is better at scraping down bowls and they are much easier to clean than spoons. Plus they’re heat resistant so they’re great for cooking and other hot things as well. Finally, we have the mighty oven thermometer. You may not know this, but pretty much every oven is a complete liar. Even the fancy digital ones. They will tell you that they’re preheated and set to the temperature you asked for, but if you pop one of these little thermometers in the oven it will immediately detect your oven’s filthy lies. Buy one for the bakers in your life and know that you’ve protected them from overdone crusts and burnt quick bread bottoms or underdone cakes.  You’ll basically be a hero.

For The Alcohol Aficionado

This is the ideal gift set for the person whose idea of serving dinner is pouring you two glasses of wine, three artisan cocktails, and setting out a selection of nuts and cheese. They are more interested in entertaining than cooking and if you buy them something that’s meant for the stove they will regift it at their office holiday party. Stay in their boozy lane with a wine aerator to get the results of decanting in a fraction of the time, ice cube molds for the old fashioned of their dreams, a recipe book for homemade bitters that would make a hipster in Williamsburg proud, and a serving platter for the adult Lunchables they make for dinner.

For the Neglected Vegetarian/Vegan

Vegetarians and vegans do serious work in the kitchen, especially during the holiday season when meat is the centerpiece of most meals and they have to make options for themselves to bring to dinner. Prepping all those vegetables means having a good quality chefs knife is key, and the ratings and price point of this one make it a winner. Plant based eaters also really love veggie noodles. They love them so much that if you buy them a spiralizer, especially one with multiple size options like this one, they just might explode into a million tiny pieces of kale. You can also never go wrong with a nut milk bag for the vegans in your life, especially one made of organic cotton to keep any chemicals or coatings from seeping into their almond milk. Lastly, for vegetarians with stocked kitchens but sparse cookbook collections, “Plenty” is one of the best rated vegetarian cookbooks of all time. I’ve never made anything from it that I didn’t love and the photography will make you drool.

For the One With the Kitchen for Decoration Only

I have a few friends that have kitchens full of the most adorable kitchen things I have ever seen. I don’t know how they find them all, or who makes these disgustingly cute culinary things, but I know they are generally found in kitchens from which I’ve never actually tasted a single meal that was a product of being cooked there. This adorable stuff isn’t built for utility! Oh no, this is all esthetics honey. These are for the queers that want you roll over laughing at the lesbian perfection of their RV camper salt shakers but not actually expect them to season your food. The adorable veggie timer can be perched on the rim of their stove without fear of melting because it never gets turned on, and the Loch Ness Monster ladles will rapidly get stuffed with perennials and placed on the windowsill. The surprise cat mug will definitely get used though. They won’t be able to resist the compliments from guests gushing about how adorable the kitten hidden in their lose leaf tea is.

For the Chefs in Training

If you have or know a child that loves to cook, set them on their path to culinary success with one of these just for kids kitchen items. They can help you prep veggies and salads that aren’t too hard to cut with these child safe nylon knives. The edges aren’t sharp so they won’t hurt little fingers! I’ve never met a kid that doesn’t love cookies and unicorns, and this unicorn cookie cutter gloriously combines the two, plus there’s a delicious and easy to follow cookie recipe in the cooking class for kids cookbook. Finally, if you’ve got a serious pasty chef on your hands this baking set is perfect for them. Everything is scaled down to fit in child sized hands, allowing them to practice rolling out pie dough and bake mini versions of their favorite cakes and breads.

5 Bras That I Love for My Big Bust, and Hopefully You Will Too

Hello! As you may or may not know, I am the owner of a substantial pair of boobs.

Having lived much of my life with 38DDs, I know it can be tough to find a bra that’s comfortable, affordable, and maybe even a little sexy. On the other hand, I’ve also been blessed through my work with *ample* opportunity to try different brands for free, which has been hugely helpful in narrowing down what I like. Below, five of my favorites (bought or received for review) — I hope your chest will think they’re the best, too.

The Everyday Hero

Since my life has become largely an affair of sitting on my couch without pants, I find it harder to justify underwire on a daily basis — but I also don’t love my silhouette when I’m in “sleep bras” all the time. For trips to the grocery store and other casual but public occasions, the Bali Comfort Revolution Wirefree Bra ($36, XS-3XL, 16 color options) — with its wide band, lightly shaped cups, and rear clasps — is a revelation. Ahhh.

The Strapless Superstar

I had nearly given up on ever wearing strapless things until one day late last year, when a fateful Macy’s sale and coupon code combo changed my life. The Wacoal Red Carpet Full Figure Strapless Bra’s ($65, 30D-42DDD, three color options) four rows of closures keep me secure without the need to constantly readjust, and convertible straps make it extra versatile, too. Also, for me at least, it’s comfortable enough to sleep in.

A Push-Up Without the Smush

As an offputting femme, I always kind of thought I’d leave push-up bras to the kind of girls who are happiest in six-inch stilettos. But then came the B.splendid Wire-Free Push Up Bra ($44, 30A-38DD, six color options), whose molded foam band lifts and squeezes me without the discomfort of underwires. I feel like Peggy Bundy, but also not like I’m being suffocated by an old-timey whalebone contraption, which I never realized was scientifically possible before.

A Brassiere for the Boudoir

Sometimes, though, all that padding feels unnecessary. The just barely lined Paramour Captivate Bra ($38, 32C-40G, five color options) is my answer to when I want a little exposure (peeking out of a silky blouse on a date, for instance) or a lot of exposure (looking cute when said silky blouse gets unbuttoned, for instance). Its straps are supportive without being obtrusively wide for most necklines, and its three rows of clasps keep everything firmly in place until the occasion calls for a little more jiggle.

Support-y Spice

The Bali Active Foam Underwire Sports Bra ($42, 34B-42DDD, four color options) has gotten a slightly different look since I bought mine, but its unlined underwire cups and hook and eye closure system are the same. From the elliptical to higher impact activities like horseback riding, this bra locks me perfectly in place.

These are my favorite bras for now, but I’m always interested to learn about others! If you have any recommendations (for large busts or otherwise), leave them in the comments.

Holigay Gift Guide: Gadgets for Caffeine Lovers Under $30

I love coffee, but every time I meet someone who self-identifies a “Coffee Geek,” they’re always like “check out my super expensive espresso machine!” Listen, I would love a super expensive espresso machine. But this lover of caffeine can’t afford a coffee spaceship! Thanks to ridiculous cafes in New York charging $7+ for a dang latte, coffee culture is being taken over by the elite. But it doesn’t have to be that way! Some of us are Coffee Geeks who also need caffeine to get through the long work day at our jobs that don’t pay us enough to justify dropping $1,000 on a fancy piece of hardware.

Here are some gifts for caffeine lovers that are all under $30.

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Espresso Accessories That Won’t Break The Bank

Don’t let the coffee elitists try to tell you that you can’t enjoy good espresso without an expensive espresso machine! Of course those beauties make a damn good cappuccino, but you can make a decent one with a stovetop espresso maker and a hand-held milk frother. Even Martha Stewart has instructions for making a stovetop cappuccino, because she gets it! Oftentimes, taste and texture has a lot to do with the quality of beans you’re using rather than the actual machinery.

Fun Gadgets To Spice Up Your Average Cup Of Joe

If you’re shopping for a true coffee lover, chances are they already have a lot of the basics, like a coffee maker/pourover cone/french press and a normal grinder. But do they have A MANUAL GRINDER? You might be thinking “why the heck would I grind my coffee manually?” But I am here to tell you that these aren’t just gimmicky hipster shit: Manual grinders are much quieter, so if you have a partner who sleeps later than you like me, you don’t have to wake them up every time you make yourself coffee. They also don’t require electricity!

On The Go, On A Budget

Is it just me or are simple thermoses getting like way too expensive? It doesn’t have to be that way, pals! Also, caffeine lovers can save a lot of money by using on-the-go coffee products instead of hitting up the overpriced cafe!

High Tea For Low Prices

Tea time can also be a fancy affair without expensive equipment. Simple infusers with loose-leaf tea are the best way to go when it comes to drinking really yummy tea, and they’re very cheap!

Wear Your Caffeine Love On Your Sleeve

Speaking as someone who is definitely guilty of this, people who really love caffeine often mistake loving caffeine for an entire personality. We love to wear it on our sleeves (and sometimes literally…all of my sweatshirts are covered in coffee stains). So here are some dumb but cute gifts for your cute coffee-loving friend/partner/family member/ex—hey, I don’t judge who you buy gifts for!

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This Whole Pierced Clothing Trend Is Making Me Hot

Oh hello! Can we talk about piercings for a minute?

Not those kinds of piercings. I mean, sort of those kinds of piercings. I mean, okay, I’ll start here: When I was little, I mutilated multiple Barbies by sticking pins into their heads. Specifically, in places where one might actually have piercings (I think I was influenced by some of the edgier looks on The Real World at the time). I chopped their hair to the root and colored it with markers, too. My Barbies were kind of like Halsey, only pre-Halsey.

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In high school and college, I tried out several piercings, often without my parents’ approval and occasionally via a safety pin in my bathroom. They were not always the best decisions. They were fine. Whatever.

Anyway, all this is to say that while I think my years of wanting skin piercings may be over, I still find myself excited about the pierced clothing and accessories that I keep seeing all over the place. And since I know Straddlers like a little pain with their pleasure, I thought you might be curious about them too.

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Accessories

Want to start small? Pick up R. Shemiste’s black baseball cap ($95) or Forever 21’s simpler olive version ($12.90). For cooler weather, snuggle up to Steve Madden’s pom pom beanie ($30) in black or white, or Don’s burgundy Mirtha brimmed hat ($180). Or, if messing with your hair isn’t an option, try a bag like Phillip Lim’s mini backpack ($495) or RED Valentino’s curved barbell clutch ($208).

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Tops and Outerwear

Make the most of the not-freezing weather we have left with Philip Lim’s pierced side white tee ($175; sizes XS-L), Isabel Marant’s grey slub pierced tank ($220; sizes XS-XL), or City Chic’s plus-size barbell closure tank ($59; sizes 14-24). For fancier events, RED Valentino’s slim-fit button-down ($395; Italian sizes 36-44) or Neil Barret’s tux shirt ($447; neck sizes 39-42) might just do the trick.

Everyday sweatshirts this grey number by Phillip Lim ($295; sizes XS-L) and pink cropped hoodie via Charlotte Russe ($26; sizes 1X-3X) are made edgier with a barbell or two; against the soft knits of Neiman Marcus’ black ribbed sweater ($34.50; sizes XS-L) Forever 21’s white cropped sweater ($19.90; sizes S-L), or the company’s black plus-size sweater (0X-3X; sizes $27.90), the hardware is even better.

I think there’s a consensus around here that denim jackets are the best, so here are a few pierced ones. A sheer, skirt-length layer adds a delicate touch to Boohoo’s oversized Laila jacket ($46; sizes 2-10), while Topshop’s pierced panel jacket ($160, sizes 0-14) is pure tough stuff. Strateas Carlucci’s black hoodie ($538; men’s sizes XS-L) also looks like an excellent DJ alternative.

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Bottoms and Jumpsuits

Why yes, executive lesbians, that is a deep-plunge neckline held together by barbells! Get your 2017 Bette Porter on with this formal jumpsuit by Zimmerman ($397.50; sizes 2-10) or Derek Lam 10 Crosby sailor pants ($495; sizes 0-10) in black or white. Outside the boardroom, Topshop’s denim miniskirt ($75; sizes 0-14) and Noisy May’s pierced pocket mom jeans ($57; waist sizes 25-32) are the move.

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Shoes

Fabianelli’s chunky leather loafers ($49; sizes 6-10), the heeled Everly mule by Rebecca Minkoff ($117; sizes 5-10), and Nine West flashy grey contrast brogues ($89; sizes 4-13) are good bets for the office or other conservative-ish event, while Katy Perry’s Cherri sandals ($83; sizes 5-10; also available in black) were, I’m pretty sure, made for kink parties.

Finally, I love these barbell-buckled Chelsea boots from Mango ($80; sizes 5-10)! My fellow large-footed people may take a liking to these desert boots ($530; Italian sizes 39-45) or combat bootsby Neil Barrett ($670; Italian sizes 39-45). And if you’re more into heels, Dorateymur’s Nizip side barbell suede boots ($525; Italian sizes 35-41) or Jaggar’s rear barbell leather version ($205; Italian sizes 37-41) are both super sexy options.

For real; those boots and I are in a throuple now. Anyway, what’s your take on all this?

Holigay Gift Guide: Support These Indie POC Designers

What’s that I hear? That sounds like the early rings of black Santa’s sleigh bells. This can only mean a few things: I’m about to drink entirely too much egg nog over the next 40 days; I’m going to play these little known TLC Christmas songs on repeat; and it’s time for the annual Autostraddle Holigays Gift Guide!

I am so excited to be sharing this guide! According to the National Retail Federation, Americans spend a little over $500 on average in gifts during the winter holidays. I’m here to show you awesome ways that you can spend some of that money supporting independent designers, artists, and makers of color.

Even when you want to support indie artists, finding the right folks who match your gift list wants or needs can be a bit like finding a needle in a haystack. I save links all year in a folder on my desktop. To help us, I used that as my base, and then asked the Autostraddle team members of color to chime in. Then I curated our combined lists and am confident that you will find more than a few items on it to love as much as we do.

Did I mention that with only a few exceptions, everything on this list is under $45? Normally I am a firm believer that Holiday shopping starts after Thanksgiving, but a lot of indie shops need longer shipping times. This is a situation when earlier is better. No more delays. Let’s do this!

(An * before an item or shop name indicates the the shop is queer-owned, in addition to being POC owned)

Exciting Make Up & and Brilliant Skin Care!

Sure, you could buy MAC or Urban Decay. But women of color owned businesses have been killing the game lately making high quality, on trend make up. This list of beauties are loaded with pigment guaranteed to pop against all skin tones. As a bonus, products like Detroit’s The Lip Bar and Brooklyn’s Ginger+Liz are vegan friendly! Ginger+Liz make their formulas free of the harsh chemicals common in mainstream nail polish without sacrificing quality. The Lip Bar’s lipsticks are enriched with shea butter, avocado oil, coconut oil, and vitamin E for maximum moisture. On top of all that, Puerto Rican owned Moonflower’s limited edition “Del Mar” will support Hurricane Maria relief.

Maybe make up isn’t your gal pal’s thing. That’s ok, I still have you covered! Everyone deserves some good skin pampering. Try this rich, nourishing clay mask enriched with cocoa and coffee beans or a classic body scrub in gender neutral scents.

T-Shirts & Tanks with Messages That Get into Your Heart

I love a good Statement Tee. They let people know who I am and what I’m about. You can’t judge a book by it’s cover, but we all know that lasting impressions are a real thing. These shirts want to help you stick the landing.

One of my favorites is the small cursive print “F*** Columbus” shirt from Salsa For President, an indie web-shop hailing from our very own Senior Editor Yvonne’s hometown. I adore the graphic on this Trans is Beautiful tee that has been burning up my Instagram feed for months. Sales from the brand go to the Work Those Pecs Transgender Fund, which financially supports trans men, trans women, and gender non-conforming folx as they wade through the financial costs of hormone treatments, surgeries, and fees associated with ID changes. There’s also this cute t-shirt (not pictured) promoting a motto that I personally live by: Black Girls Are the Purest Form of Art.

Cozy Sweatshirts That Are About That Life

I quite literally love all of these! I’d be pleased as punch to see any of them under my metaphorical Christmas tree and you have someone in your life who will feel the same.

Full disclosure, I already own the Audre Lorde sweatshirt. The central graphic is designed to look like a classic college alma mater logo, and graduating from the School of Lorde is definitely something that I think all feminists can aspire to. I want to buy each of my friends that Paris is Burning sweatshirt. Splayed across the front are the Drag Houses featured in the iconic documentary, highlighting New York City’s drag and trans communities of color in the late 1980s and early ‘90s.

Clutches and Totes To Put Your Most Important Shit In

I own so many tote bags that a moratorium has been placed on them in my house. I can’t help it! They carry anything from groceries to books — yay, BOOKS! — to my laptop. They are also lightweight and infinitely customizable. Who wouldn’t look badass with GRL TRBL’s “Dangerous Women Read Books” tote hanging off their shoulder while they run Saturday errands? My dangerous mujeres out there will probably feel equally smitten with that “Peligrosa” tote while we are at it.

If large bags really aren’t your thing, clutches to the rescue! A casual clutch has the same lightweight benefits of a tote, and having one in my hand always makes me feel so elegant.

Powerful Jewelry and Dapper Accessories!

Filipina owned Native Sol focuses on handmade earrings and accessories that use consciously sourced and sustainable materials. When possible she upcycles and re-purposes vintage or discarded items. And her work is gorgeous!

I’d personally never turn down flashy earrings featuring an icon like Grace Jones. I’m also of the mindset that butch babes across the gender spectrum look striking in bowties and I’d bet many of my masculine-of-center Latinx fam would know exactly how to highlight a dope accessory detail like a “Bad Hombre” money clip.

ETC, ETC, ETC!

Buttons, posters, housewares, and accessories! This list was once DOUBLE what you see here. So, if you don’t mind, I’d like to highlight a few items that aren’t pictured, but I just know in my heart would make great presents. Such as this tribute poster to our trans elder Sylvia Rivera-  one of many stunning posters designed by out artist Angélica Becerra– or this sticker that reminds you to Protect the Black Women & Black Femmes in your life.

There’s also this Rainbow Pride Poster that will happily decorate your best friend’s living room and is handmade by an artist in El Salvador. This Basquiat Poster feels you when you’re a person of color and the days get tough. And these Selena and Beyoncé themed votive prayer candles are going to make someone you know very happy, just saying.

OK. Going back to the gorgeous collage above, I cannot wait to lean over a kitchen counter with my Chisme mug and hear all the latest gossip. Grace Lee Boggs was an Asian-American activist and labor organizer whose life’s work should never be forgotten. And I love that Tarah, the artist behind that beautiful yellow & orange wall hanging, is a friend of Staff Writer Kayla Kumari. I’m excited to support her and keep it in the family!

Things for Kiddos

I’ll be real with you: I’m not always the best with kids. I love them with my whole heart, but sometimes I worry that I won’t know how to cope with their specific needs and concerns. That said, I have made it my goal to be the Cool Aunt in my kiddos’ life, and that starts with outfitting them in fly gear. I loved buying my nephew Wu-Tang Clan and Notorious B.I.G. Onesies, and while I couldn’t find those specific items for this gift guides, I feel confident that these kid friendly clothes make for excellent alternatives.

… And a Lil’ Bit of Luxury to Round Us Out

Sometimes you have a little extra coin to spend. May I recommend spending some of it on these designers? I have been a follower of designer and plus size fashion influencer Gabi Gregg since she was a blogger going by the moniker “Gabi Fresh” in the late ‘00s. Premme, her new line with out queer fashionista Nicolette Mason, is at the top of my Christmas List.

The RISE Collective is a jewelry company founded by Mei Elizabeth Tan, a Cambodian-American woman whose family was enslaved in Cambodian labor camps. She envisions her Signature Survivor Cuff as a symbol in the fight for freedom against modern day slavery. Proceeds from the purchase of the cuff help provide food, education, and medical supplies to children of survivors.

One Pair of Tomboy Toes Boots Five Different Ways

This post is sponsored by Tomboy Toes.

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What’s better than a great pair of ankle boots? A great pair of ankle boots made for queers by queers! Below, Doreen Pierre of Dapper Penniless shows five versatile ways to style The Barrister’s Boots by Tomboy Toes.

Look 1: Double Denim

It’s nice when you can roll out of bed and run errands in an outfit that’s simple, comfortable, and still stylish. Denim on denim is my go-to for this; it gets a bad rap, but it’s actually easy to do right! I usually choose light denim on top and slightly darker denim on the bottom, then break it all up with a crisp white t-shirt. These boots add a sleek, sexy feel to the look, as do my aviator glasses that make me feel like a rockstar!

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Look 2: Fall Into Flannel

If I have one cool weather staple, it’s definitely my plaid flannel button down; it’s soft, warm, and good-looking, too. Just add boots, a cleanly cuffed pair of jeans, and a five panel hat, and you’re ready to toast s’mores around a campfire.

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Look 3: College Casual

I always look forward to fall’s cool air and color-changing foliage, and it always makes me reminisce about returning to school after the summer — so for this look, I’ve combined classic preppy pieces with my favorite fall color: burgundy. Paired with my boots are burgundy chinos, a burgundy and grey striped skinny tie, and a subtly patterned blue button down. I’d wear this look to class or for a casual day at work, with either a textured neutral-colored vest like the one in this photo, or a blazer in colder weather.

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Look 4: A Little More Formal

This is what I’d typically wear to functions like business meetings, fancy dates, or weddings. I love a shoe that can shine on any occasion, and The Barrister’s Boots don’t disappoint! I styled them with navy blue slacks, a blue button down, and a tailored grey blazer — plus a dark floral tie for a little extra flair. Who says florals have to be a spring thing?

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Look 5: Day Trip Fly

Anyone who knows me knows I love color and patterns; that’s why I styled this look with coral chinos, a heather grey sweater, a jean jacket, and a patterned neckerchief. I’d wear something like this on a day trip to enjoy nature with friends, or for an adventurous date — layers keep me ready for whatever the weather may bring, and attention to small details puts the styling on this outfit over the top.

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Tomboy Toes’ Barrister’s Boots ($85; sizes 34 to 41) are made from vegan leather, and come in black, light brown, and dark brown.

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Relevant To Your Interests: “Stranger Things” Things

So here’s the final trailer for Stranger Things season two:

I am. So stoked. It comes out in time for Halloween and I’m PUMPED. Even though I generally can’t do scary movies and television, I LOVED Stranger Things when it came out. I can’t wait to break out my D&D miniatures, paint them, and watch Eleven do…whatever she’s gonna do, I don’t care, I’ll watch her do anything. Also this trailer looks terrifying. Anyone…er…wanna watch with me because I’m probably going to jump and scream like a wee tiny child?

Anyhow, all this Stranger Things mania has got me thinking that Stranger Things is relevant to my interests and yours. So without further ado, in no particular order, I give you the coolest Stranger Things…er…things I’ve found on the internet.

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Mornings are for Coffee and Contemplation pin, $9.64. Waffle scented candle, $6.99. Four-pack of Stranger Things pins, $5.26. Bingo card digital download, $5 (you know, if you’re throwing a viewing party to which you’d like to invite me).

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Hawkins Middle School AV Club sweatshirt, $23.95. Hawkins Middle tee, $12.50. Hawkins Police patch, $9.95. Benny’s Burgers tee, $14.99.

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The Book of Barb, $14.99. Stranger Things Pop Keychains (also a Barb opportunity), $4.99. Stranger Things Muscle Tank, $19.95.

7 Comfy, Queer Things I Can’t Wait to Snuggle Up in This Fall

Lesbian cliché alert: When it comes to clothing, comfort is my primary concern. This kind of thinking has its drawbacks, though — like my recent realization that I’m still wearing the same beloved, moth-eaten shirts I jumped out of the closet in 10+ years ago! It’s become clear that I need some new duds, so I found a bunch of everyday items for clueless queers like me who want to feel confident, look cute, and most importantly, be comfy.

Crewneck Crushin’

1. Tacos & Tequila Shirt 2. Fri-yay Shirt 3. Leave Me Alone Shirt 4. Ramen Sweatshirt
Nothing screams coziness like a good crewneck sweatshirt, but the truth is that they can be pretty boring. Not the case with the graphic shirts above — which in addition to being warm and practical, could be good conversation starters for you and that side-shaved barista who makes you all shy and goofy.

Sexuali-tees

1. Bi Bi Bi Tee 2. Queers for Fears Tee 2. Gay AF Tee 4. Gal Pal Tee
There’s nothing quite like wearing your queerness on your sleeve — or in this case, across your chest. If your barista isn’t into tacos or ramen, these tees should spell it out for her that you have ~something else in common~. Then again, maybe don’t trust anyone who doesn’t like tacos or ramen.

All. The. Plaid!

1. Ava& Viv Plaid Shirt 2. AEO Plaid Shirt 3. Noisy May Plaid Shirt 4. Torrid Plaid Shirt

Or perhaps you’d like a slightly subtler way to ping a few gaydars. Plaid isn’t just for fall; it’s a lifestyle.

Dashing Denim

1. Levi’s Trucker Jacket 2. Lucky Plus Jacket 3. Levi’s Plus Jacket 4. ASOS Girlfriend Jacket

I know denim jackets are a style staple and all, but it’s deceptively hard to find ones that aren’t either too short/fitted, or massively oversized! Luckily, the ones above are perfectly basic and boi-ish. A-you’re welcome.

Still Not Over Overalls

1. Ripped Black Overalls (straight sizes here, plus here) 2. Classic Blue Overalls

You know what the cool thing is about overalls? They’re like pants, without the necessity of a snug waistband. Perfect for futzing around in the garden, wearing to your knitting circle, or rocking at your barista’s next open mic, since you’ve considered her freckles and decided to overlook that whole taco thing.

Sock It to Em’

1. Smarty Cats Socks 2. Shark Socks 3. Library Card Socks 4. Pokeball Socks

Socks are an underrated form of self expression. Who can resist showing their love for cats or Pokémon through cute accessories, especially when they keep your feet all toasty, too?

Sneakers for Soft Butches

1. Asics Tiger Sneakers 2. Dr. Martens Telkes Sneakers 3. Chuck Taylors 4. Vans Old Skool Sneakers

Oh, sneakers! From slip-ons to high tops, I love them all. Stick with the classics this season, or try futch florals on for size.

That’s my roundup of super comfy additions to my autumn wardrobe! Fellow comfort-queers, what’s your plan for keeping it sexy and snuggly this fall?

Style Thief: How to Dress Like Kate McKinnon in Vanity Fair

By now you’ve seen future mother of my children Kate McKinnon’s Vanity Fair spread, shot by Annie Leibovitz in very Annie Leibovitzy fashion, and are wondering how to get her looks for yourself. From a Texas Tuxedo to full-on sapphic circus garb, here are the pieces you’ll need:

Ringleader Chic

Size-inclusive red tux jackets with tails don’t exactly grow on trees, but you can capture some of the same vaudevillian drama with a luscious berry-colored velvet blazer and sequined hotpants, and black ankle booties with a huge gold buckle. If you insist on wearing a shirt, this tux-adjacent one should do; then finish your ensemble off with a bow tie, oversized boutonnière, fishnets (straight sizes here, plus here), and a top hat.

Dreamy in Denim

As a great commenter’s great friend once said, “Nothing says ‘I eat pussy’ like double denim.” For this outfit, you’ll need a chambray shirt (straight sizes here, plus here), blue jeans (straight sizes here, plus here) frayed at the bottom, and rugged brown harness boots. Whatever other harness you may or may not wear is up to you.

Boss Lady

This garçonne getup requires a textural grey pantsuit (straight sizes here, plus here), a classic white shirt (straight sizes here, plus here), and butchy brown brogues.

’90s Music Video Half-Dressed Beach Ingénue

Because who doesn’t go to the beach like this? You’ll need a khaki trench coat (straight sizes here, plus here) and slinky silver chemise.

Twins!

Relevant To Your Interests: Nerd Your Denim Jacket with Enamel Pins

I have recently gotten myself a denim jacket after much deliberation about whether or not I would look good in a denim jacket. Like we’re talking 20 years of deliberation. I worried I would look like a Charlie Brown character. And honestly? I kinda do. And I dig it. One of the great joys of a denim jacket is accessorizing a denim jacket, I’ve found. But what’s a queer nerd to do? How shall we signal the particular intersection of queerness and nerddom to the fullest possible extent? I’ve gotchu, friends. Here are the nerdiest ways to gay up your denim jacket and also the gayest ways to nerd up your denim jacket that I can find on the internet. And by that I mean, how about some nerdy enamel pins.

Tubbs enamel pin, $4. Swish and Flick pin, $9.13 (comes in other colors!). Self-Rescuing Princess pin, $10.54. Melted astronaut, $12.

Stronger Than You Believe pin, $10.54 (I think this pin should just say “Stronger than you,” but I am biased). BB-8 enamel pin, $11.24. I Believe In Science pin, $10. Frankenstein pin, $9.83.

I’d be remiss if I didn’t also point out the fabulous offerings in our own store. Here’s the nerdiest among them.

The Dead Lesbian Society Pin Pack: Maya, Lexa and Tara, $25. Queerdo pin, $10. Indoorsy pin, $10. Introvert pin, $10.

19 Pairs of Large Size Shoes for Under $50

Scoring cute shoes under $50 is no easy feat, especially when you wear a hard-to-find size. Sam Riedel broached this issue in a recent piece for Autostraddle, noting that Payless is “the only store to ever sell women’s size 11 shoes at a price point low-income trans chicks can afford.” While that’s hardly hyperbole (and Payless does have a lot of cute stuff right now), I’ve managed to track down a few more options! Below, 19 pairs of flats, sandals, and pumps up to at least a size 13 — all for under $50, and many with additional coupon codes for on-site savings.

These striped slingback flats.

Get them (sizes 9-15) from Long Tall Sally for $24.

These stacked heel sandals.

Get them (sizes 7-13) from Nordstrom for $30. Also available in black.

Or these ones.

Get them (sizes 4-13) from Nordstrom for $45. Also available in taupe.

These wide width cutie patooties.

Get them (sizes 9-16) from Full Beauty for $41. Also available in pink, black, and cream.

These shiny stunners.

Get them (sizes 9-15) from Long Tall Sally for $28.

These pretty petalled heels.

Get them (sizes 9-15) from Long Tall Sally for $44.

These soft ballet flats.

Get them (sizes 9-15) from Long Tall Sally for $28.

These delightful dotted slingbacks.

Get them (sizes 9-15) from Long Tall Sally for $24.

These retro wedges.

Get them (sizes 6-13) from Nordstrom for $50. Also available in beige.

And these simple sandals.

Get them (sizes 9-16) from Shoes.com for $45. Also available in black, black patent, and cream.

These vintage-esque T-strap heels.

Get them (sizes 9-16) from Shoes.com for $49. Also available in red and black, black patent, and black and white.

These beaded beauties.

Get them (sizes 9-15) from Long Tall Sally for $34. Also available in white.

These perfect wide width Mary Janes.

Get them (sizes 5-16) from Full Beauty for $38.

These metallic mules.

Get them (sizes 9-15) from Long Tall Sally for $44.

These classic kitten heels.

Get them (sizes 10-15) from Long Tall Sally for $48. Also available in black.

These sweet ‘n’ strappy flats.

Get them (sizes 9-15) from Long Tall Sally for $38.

These super sexy slingbacks.

Get them (sizes 9-16) from Shoes.com for $47. Also available in black patent.

These wide width perforated ballet flats.

Get them (sizes 6-13) from Full Beauty for $50. Also available in black, white, yellow, red, and silver.

And finally, these too-sweet pumps.

Get them (sizes 9-16) from Shoes.com for $49. Also available in black, black patent, and red and black.

Style Thief: How To Dress Like Moon Lin

Are you familiar with Moon Lin? The rising style star, who got a lot of attention around the internet last month, is one of the consistently best-dressed bois I’ve ever seen. You know, IMHO.

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Which is why I wanted to bless you all with a Moon Lin Style Thief, but there’s one big problem: Much of what she wears is wildly expensive, difficult (by design) to find, or both.

Undeterred, I’ve replaced her Supreme, Bathing Ape, Anti Social Social Club, and other cult favorite tees with Autostraddle‘s more accessible, more affordable, and — I’m going to say it — more awesome ones. Check out the resulting cute, queer, color coordinated Moon Lin-esque looks below.

The Traitor

1. Gender Traitor Tank 2.Backpack 3. Shorts 4. Bucket Hat 5. Sneakers

Moon loves her some Adidas, and some bucket hats. I like the tiny blue details on those sneakers, and that very good backpack that’s on sale. Seems like a good combination.

The Scissor Sister

1. Scissoring Tank 2. Drawstring Bag 3. Shorts 4. Visor 5. Sandals

Drawstring your heart out with this nylon bag and shorts that are actually a bathing suit, if you’re into that sort of thing. Accessorize with some vize (short for visor) ‘n’ slidez.

The Gray Gay

1. AS Muscle Tank 2. Joggers 3. Fanny Pack 4. Sneakers 5. Knit Beanie

As my friend Alanna would say, you need a groutfit. And if said groutfit happens to incorporate joggers and a fanny pack too, so be it.

The Gal Pal

1. Gal Pal Tee 2. Pants 3. Nylon Bag 4. Baseball Cap 5. Sneakers

As the real life owner of both this shirt and these pants, and a real life occasional borrower of my cool friend’s Baggu shopper, I feel like I can really personally endorse this outfit. This should be your main outfit. It should maybe be your *only* outfit.

Style Thief: Every Single G*ddamn Outfit in St. Vincent’s “New York” Video

Okay, so I’ve watched St. Vincent’s “New York” a million times. It’s so good! Annie Clark takes things I think I’d never wear in a million years and suddenly, I need them — and so, I’ve tracked down how to recreate every outfit in the video.

At least for Halloween, when we can try out alternate versions of ourselves, this is my new look. And maybe yours, too!

St. Translucent

Oh Annie, your details! This luminous look includes:

• A sheer white coat (this one will look way cooler unbuttoned and casually draped over your shoulders, obvs).
• A classic spaghetti strap top.
• Sleek, shiny leggings.
• Soft, spiraling earrings.
• A clear dome umbrella.
• Some very ’80s blue eyeshadow and matching nail polish.

Glam Jumpsuit Witch

Where in god’s name did you find a jumpsuit with those queen bitch sleeves? Who is your designer, girl? Here’s how to look this bad in black:

• A jumpsuit with statement shoulders.
• Dangerous-looking heels.
• Chunky gold earrings.
• Plum lipstick and bronze eyeshadow.

Swan Song

Classic SV, bringing back the single glove in singular fashion. Shine similarly in that lip color from above, as well as:

• A very sparkly tube dress.
• Black patent thigh-high boots.
• One or two pink opera-length gloves.
• Pink eyeshadow and serious scarlet nail polish.

Swan not included. (Or recommended — they can be mean!)

Red Queen

Check out our Annie, perched casually like 100 feet above NYC. Maybe don’t try that bit at home, but definitely try this look with:

• A bright red unitard.
• A strappy orange swimsuit.
• More patent boots, this time in red.
• Geometric earrings.
• Bright pink lipstick and thick black eyeliner.

Pretty in Polka Dots

Of the entire video, I think I like this look the best. Here are the components:

• A sheer, Swiss-dotted bodysuit (straight size here, plus size here).
• Matching tights.
• A simple bandeau top and panties.
• A voluminous dotted necklace.
• Bright orange lipstick.
• Probably those same black heels from the jumpsuit look. You know, if you’re into wearing shoes.

Green Jacket Goddess

I’m green with envy over this one. Here’s what you’ll need to recreate it:

• A rich green trenchcoat.
• Shiny black leggings to cover dat butt.
• More black patent high boots.
• Super red lipstick and matching nail polish.

Leopard Lover

Rowr! Get Annie’s Astor Place Cube captive look with these:

• A high-neck leopard bodysuit (straight size here, plus size here).
• Opaque pink tights.
• Equally pink patent pumps.
• Pearly pink eyeshadow.

Pink Velour Shopper

Oops, I just became obsessed with pink velvet lingerie sets! Here’s how to shop in style like SV:

• A velvet bralette and undies set.
• Light pink tights.
• A wiggly, pearlescent choker.
• Pink nail polish to match.

Sad Gardener

Ahh yes, the inevitable post-breakup planting sesh. Pick up these pieces and get familiar:

• A shiny, sculptural bodysuit.
• Sheer black tights.
• Fake daisies to glue to said tights, if you’re really committed.
• Square-ish silver post earrings.
• Remember those black heels up there ^^^?
• What about that red lipstick and nail polish?
• Or that blue 1980s shadow? Just a tiny touch of that.

Disco Dream

Dressing up? Dancing? Crying? All of my favorite party activities. This ensemble will see you through them:

• A flashy gold minidress.
• Glittery silver heels.
• Shimmery tights.
• Slick and shiny silver eyeshadow, and matching nail polish.

Just These Rock & Roll Heels

I did say every outfit.

What’s your favorite look from “New York”?

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Wedding Looks for Andro-Femme Leaning Folks

One of my favorite things about the place we are right now in fashion is that everyone is just inventing their own styles. We’re not just stuck with butch or femme to identify with; we can be androgynous, a femme-boi, tomboy femme, lazy femme, butch queen, androgynous, hot dad chic — the possibilities literally don’t end. According to our recent style survey, my style lies somewhere between the very center and femme, sometimes embracing more masculine cuts. For me, that means little feminine things like ruffles, bows, and pinks, but really straight tailoring that doesn’t accentuate my curves, and higher necklines so I can wear my binder. It’s the best of androgynous style (which does not mean menswear) and femme style and while it’s hard to find things that make me feel really good, it’s always worth the work to put together a look that makes me feel just right.

A reader asked for some wedding looks for a person with an androgynous/femme aesthetic that they could wear to a straight family member’s wedding and I immediately asked to make a style guide because getting fancy for grandma while still feeling like myself is one of my favorite things to do. I’d originally intended to do about four or five looks and got overwhelmed by the endless possibilities of online shopping, so here we are. There’s lots to pick from, enjoy!

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Pants

For pants, I like something either high-waisted, cropped, or both. Weddings are a fun time to try out patterns, and I love a good rose/blush color as well. Unless the wedding is black tie (and if so, lucky you!), I’d stay away from black, but a nice navy blue never hurt anybody, and we can all use some more of it in our closets. Bows on pants are also a really nice way to add a femme touch to an otherwise straight silhouette and I love the many options that ASOS has in a bunch of different sizes.

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Shirts

When I’m looking for a top, I’m looking for something that will cover up my binder — high necklines or button-ups — but that won’t make people think I’m butch. I love butches, but it’s just not my style, and because I have short hair, I almost always automatically get lumped into that aesthetic anyway. So for a wedding, I’d choose a silk blouse (I honestly hate that word) in a fun color, or a frilly top in a sweet color like pink or coral or white. Be careful with white though, I fully abide by Emily Post’s rules of etiquette, and according to the 19th edition, you can’t wear all white to a wedding. I feel like this matters even moreso if you’re going to a traditional hetero wedding where the bride is wearing white. So if you wear white pants, wear a different color top.

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Rompers and Dresses

I am obsessed with a good shift dress or a good romper. Anything that gives me a pretty straight figure, while making my legs look ten miles long is something I need in my closet. Rompers are also great because they are so comfy. You don’t have to wear any underwear with a romper. Straight family is tiring enough, do yourself a favor and put together an outfit that is literally just one piece but will make you look like you worked really hard on it. Plus, most of these have pockets!!!

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Shoes

I used to be obsessed with wearing heels, but now I save them for weddings, galas, nights at the opera, or nights at the ballet. Since these are events that don’t happen too often, it’s fun to break out the shoes that you wouldn’t normally wear. Heels add a super feminine touch to any outfit and also make me feel 7 thousand feet tall and like the most powerful being in the whole world. Sandals are also just always a good choice for a (summer or spring) wedding because they can easily look super dressy, but they’re perfect for dancing in.

Ah, the oxford shoe and the loafer. I’m too embarrassed to tell you how many pairs of similarly colored oxfords and loafers I have in my closets but these shoes feel so fancy! Heels make me feel powerful in a Bette Porter kinda way, and loafers and oxfords make me feel powerful in an old money Connecticut society kinda way. They’re both different, but good. Shoes make the outfit for me, so even if you don’t feel super great about what you’re wearing, a good pair of shoes can make you feel like a million bucks. Plus, you can keep them on all night, even at the point of the wedding when everyone else is doing the electric slide in their socks. If you spend any money on something new for a wedding, I’d suggest spending it on the shoes. You’ll probably get the most wear out of them anyway.

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What do you like to wear to weddings? What kind of things make you feel powerful and beautiful and express your style perfectly, even (especially) when you’ve got to deal with the straights? Go forward and look fancy you beautiful perfect andro-femme queer! You deserve nothing less than to dress up and feel like your best self in your party clothes.

27 Lady-Lovin’ Pins To Stick On Your Jacket This Fall

We’re fast approaching layeriiiing seasooooon! Whether you’re going with a denim, plaid, or “leather” jacket this year (or another option completely), here are the 27 cutest, queerest buttons with which to adorn yourself.

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This head-scratcher for your straight friends.

Get it from goldandmean for $10.

This pin for the extroverts…

Available from thefoundretail for $9.75.

… and this pin that’s just a little subtler.

Pick it up at BROOKPYN for $10.

One for the bi babes…

Get it through your favorite website Autostraddle for $10.

… one for if you’re totally lezzin’ out…

Also at Autostraddle for $10.

… one for queers who f@$&ing rock…

Pick it up from riotcakes for $12.15.

… and one for if, honestly, you’re not really into labels.

Available in black or white from SallyJessy for $10

One for the cuties…

Get one for yourself at OveritStudio for $10.

… and one for the fruities.

It’s from BangupBetty for $13.

This pin that enjoys a good canoodle…

Available at Naifdesignstudio for $6.

… this one for the hand-holders out there…

Grab it via lovestruckprints for $8.18.

… and this one for folks who’d rather hug it out.

Cozy up to it at HAMMERCHEN for $10.67.

One for the weirdos…

It’s on Autostraddle for $10.

… and one for the queerdos.

Also Autostraddle, also $10.

The most darling little “dyke” that you ever did see…

Get it at WildFancyDesign for $16.

… but also one for my angry girls, too.

Sink your teeth into it via Autostraddle for $10.

This excellent upending of some bullshit.

Get your reclamation on at OffWhiteLiesCo for $8.

This “Lavender Menace Pin” that’s 40% off, what!

Save via Autostraddle for $6.

One for tattoo fans…

Available at hatpire for $12.

… and one for K Stew stans.

Keep confusing the patriarchy via Autostraddle for $10.

This pin that knows our hopes and dreams…

Get it from ButchandSissy for $10.

… and this pin, for a SNL off-season giggle.

It’s at audiohelkuik for $10.

One for when you’re hungry…

Get to the center via LadyGardens for $10.

… one for when you’re handsy…

Do a bang-up job via rosalarian for $12.

… and one for when you’re taking things a little deeper.

I’ll let you caption this if you want to. Get it from WildFancyDesign for $13.

One for when you’d rather just watch…

It’s at ShopKnifepoint for $8.18.

… and one for when you want it all, just maybe in a more *discreet* form.

Grab yourself one via WildFancyDesign for $13.

Remember to sparkle!

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Relevant To Your Interests: Science In The Kitchen

The kitchen is where we go to have a really intimate relationship with science, if you think about it. We eat our science daily. This summer, I’ve been baking basically one elaborate cake per week (give or take a few weeks) and never have I been more aware of the structure of food, exactly what it takes to make a cake not sink in the middle and why etc. Baking is sweet, sweet science. But in this case? I’m talking about the stuff that feels like you should have your lab coat on instead of your apron. Join me on this kitcheny-science journey, will you?

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Eat Your Science

Culinary Herb Garden w/ Planter, $66.99. Molecular Gastronomy at Home: Taking Culinary Physics Out of the Lab and into Your Kitchen by Jozef Youssef, $19.82. Molecule-R Cuisine R-Evolution, $54.95. DIY Fermentation Kit, $42.00.

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Drink Your Science

I have never felt more sciencey (and let’s be real, a little like Professor Snape also) than when brewing beer at home, just fyi. It’s super fun and if you can, you should try it. I did smaller sized kits here because I live in a New York City apartment.

Herbal Tea Garden w/ Planter, $69.99. West Coast IPA Brewing Kit, $45. Microbrewing Science by Christopher L. Brown, $15.95. Brew Your Own Kombucha Kit, $99.

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Experiments To Do At Home

Yeah, this is the part where I revisit every kitchen science kit I wanted to do as a kid. I honestly still want to do them as an adult? I think it would be even more fun? Maybe we as adults should make a thing of purchasing kid science kits to do in our kitchens JUST BECAUSE?

Candy Chemistry Kit, $29.48. KidzLabs Kitchen Science, $9.91. Tasty Science Kit, $17.13. Field Notes 3 Pack, $9.95 (remember, children of all ages, the difference between futzing around and science is writing it all down).

6 Wearable Tech Pieces That Actually Look Good

When Google Glass first came out, it felt like the possibilities for wearable tech were endless. After it failed, manufacturers learned something valuable: wearables have to be stylish outside of tech circles for them to take off. Sure, some of us gadget folks enjoy looking like something straight out of a science fiction novel, but the majority want to look like fashionable human people instead of jazzed up robots.

With that in mind, here are some of the snazziest looking pieces of wearable technology I could find — and no, this isn’t just gonna be another post about, like, Apple Watches. I know y’all already know about those.

Garmin Vivomove

This simple Garmin watch is a functional timepiece, as well as a step tracker that syncs with your phone. The only hints of its true purpose are two unobtrusive gauges on the watch face: one that tracks your personalized daily step goal, and one that fills with red for every fifteen minutes you haven’t been active. Unlike your old FitBit, it doesn’t look like a fitness tracker, or like a piece of technology at all — and with a year-long battery life, you can pretty much pretend it isn’t one.

You can get the Vivomove for $89.99-$199.99, depending on which options you pick.

Octopus

Yeah, yeah, the Octopus is a schedule-synching smart watch made for children. So what’s it doing in a fashion post on a website for queer adults, you ask? Aside from the fact that plenty o’ queer adults have children, this watch is ADORABLE with its cute, bright colors and its friendly icons. All you have to do is set a schedule on your smartphone, and the Octopus will help you stick to it; I think kind of perfect for anyone, regardless of age, who has trouble sticking to a schedule. You also get badges for completing tasks on time, so gamification fans will love it. In fact, I kinda want one for myself.

You can pre-order Octopus using their Indiegogo page. It’s $69 for one watch or $109 for a watch and a companion (the charging station/nightlight shaped like an Octopus).

Snapchat Spectacles

Snapchat Spectacles look like any ole ordinary pair of sunglasses, but the little rounds on each eye are actually cameras! You can record 10-, 20- or 30-second videos that import wirelessly right into your Snapchat memories, all with the push of a button. From there, you can export the videos onto your camera roll and into other apps, or simply Snap to your heart’s content.

It used to be that getting Snapchat Spectacles was really difficult (there were special vending machines and pop up shops and such). But now, you can order them right off Amazon in Black, Coral, and Teal for $129.99.

Jacquard + Levi’s Commuter Jacket

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJ-lcdMfziw

Levi’s and Google ATAP have teamed up to put Google technology into a denim jacket geared specifically toward urban cyclists. With a brush to the sleeve, the jacket can take calls or dismiss them. It also helps with turn-by-turn directions and has a handy “around me” sort of setting. According to their website, more features will be added as the jacket develops. It isn’t live yet, but you can add your email address to the mailing list to get notified the second this thing is for sale. Should be this Fall!

Tap

So this one isn’t exactly a fashion accessory, but it’s unobtrusive and minimalist — exactly what I ask for in wearable tech. Tap affixes to your hand and turns any surface into a keyboard (though not a QWERTY one, so the learning curve is a bit steep). Among other things, it’s perfect for pairing with VR headsets, and also for people with impaired vision (they have a National Federation of the Blind banner right on their homepage).

Tap is currently waitlist only (you can put your name down at their website), but National Federation of the Blind members can fill out a priority form.

Kerv

Kerv is a ring that you can use to pay for things anywhere Mastercard contactless payments are enabled (which, if you’ve been paying attention to credit card terminals as you’re out and about, is a lot of places). It’s linked to a prepaid Mastercard and can even be used to pay for the London Underground. The ring is, once again, sleek and minimalist — it doesn’t look to be any bigger than my wedding band. And don’t worry — in order for the ring to buy something, your hand has to be in the “ready to pay” position (sort of like you’re knocking on the card terminal), so you won’t be making accidental purchases left and right.

Kerv comes in a bunch of color combinations, but are only available in the UK for now (99.99 GBP). The company has plans to expand internationally in the coming months.

Too Cool for School: Your Pre-Fall Style Guide

Hello and welcome to almost Fall! I’d be lying if I said I was jazzed about the season change in its entirety, but I’m not immune to excitement over the prospect of (Oprah voice) laaaayeriiiiing! Below, I’ve highlighted three trends that I’m so ready to see queer gals putting their own twist on in the coming months; let’s get started with back to school and lesbian classic, plaid.

Plaid O’Plenty

1. Kirrin Finch Short Sleeve Shirt 2. Ruffle Sleeve Top 3. Torrid Camp Shirt 4. Sleeveless Tie-Front Top 5. Old Navy Long Sleeve Shirt 6. Off-the-Shoulder Top

Whether you’re going for a Gogo Yubari-type thing or you just want to look like someone who can start a campfire without a match, slap on a plaid shirt and, baby, I’m yours. But you know, I like a lady who can keep me warm and wrap me up in chains. I’m versatile like that.

1. Tapered Tab-Front Pants 2. Lands’ End Petite to Plus Pants 3. Charcoal Check Pants 4. Talbots Curvy Pants

Depending on how you wear them, plaid pants can be the perfectly preppy office look or given more of a punk flavor. Perhaps with a motorcycle or denim jacket. Which are both, perhaps, also included in this style guide.

1. Strappy Maxi Dress 2. Button-Down Dress 3. City Chic Plaid Miniskirt 4. Tie Front Miniskirt 5. Modcloth Wrap Skirt

For dresses and skirts, go full-on “Smells Like Teen Spirit” or keep it mild in madras. Do your thing, girl.

1. Quilted Parka 2. Grey Blazer 3. Flannel Hoodie 4. Wrap Coat

Are you immune to the charms of a baby butch in a flannel hoodie? I didn’t think so. But also, I personally am not immune to a plus-size wrap coat with a scaled-up pattern. You look cold, girl; come join me in what’s essentially an extremely fashionable Snuggie.

1. Buffalo Check Hat 2. Tartan Band Watch 3. Canvas Sneakers 4. Clutch Bag 5. Tassel Loafers 6. Pointy Toe Pumps 7. Billabong Backpack

How about just a little taste of the good stuff? Accessories are a great way to put a precociously preppy, deliciously down-home, or enticingly edgy spin on an otherwise plaid-free look.

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Leather Mommi

1. Lace-Up Top 2. “California” Distressed Tee 3. Sheer Panel Top 4. Sheer Ruched Sleeve Top 5. Shredded Shoulder Tee 6. Faux Leather Vest

Think plaid is for squares? I got you. Try a torn up, see-through, or (faux) leather top on for size; something that tells the world you might be at the show tonight, if you can find time between reapplying your eyeliner and smoking behind the bleachers.

1. Coated Moto Pants 2. Leather Panel Leggings 3. Coated Plus Jeans 4. Plus Moto Jeans

The pants menu features more leather-esque looks and tightly stitched details, to protect from motorcycle accidents or whatever other knee-bruising activities you have in mind.

1. Faux Leather Dress 2. Grommet Miniskirt 3. Lace-Up Miniskirt 4. Zip Pencil Skirt

What better way to wear a dress or skirt than by adding a healthy dose of domme? Do the bad nurse thing in a button-down number, go gaga for grommets, or sport a zipper that’s intended to be torturously long.

1. Plus Classic Biker 2. Stud Sleeve Jacket 3. Cascade Front Jacket 4. Cropped Plus Jacket

Basic moto jackets never go out of style, but a little something studded, short, or softly draped are all equally bad (in a good way) options. Vroom vroom, baby.

1. Metal Toe Boots 2. Zip and Buckle Boots 3. Fringed Bucket Bag 4. Ring Choker 5. Studded Belt 6. Harness

Opt for accessories that are heavy on the hardware. You know: a little bit country, a little bit rock ‘n’ roll bondage. Just straight up bondage.

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Blue Jean Babies

1. Chambray Tank 2. Chambray Button-Down 3. Patchwork Top 4. Color Block Button-Down 5. Off the Shoulder Top 6. Chest Pocket Button-Down

Now, a material (I think) we can all agree on: denim. On denim. On denim. Go for a classic Canadian tuxedo in a chambray shirt, or something patchwork or color blocked instead.

1. Plus Joggers 2. Patchwork Jeans 3. Chambray Joggers 4. Plus Patchwork Jeans

Remember that time I talked about patchwork denim? I really love patchwork denim. Also, drawstring waists. (praise hands emojis all around)

1. Patchwork Mockneck Dress 2. Patchwork Miniskirt 3. Lace-Up Skirt 4. Frayed Denim Dress

Then again, wearing what’s traditionally a pants fabric in dress form is pretty sweet too!

1. Longline Jacket 2. Drawstring Waist Jacket 3. Bleach Bomb Jacket 4. Cold Shoulder Jacket

And, while like biker jackets, a classically shaped and embellished denim jacket always looks good, I’m personally partial to the lovingly beat-up looks above (plus another softly draped option for good measure).

1. Frayed Sandals 2. Patchwork Tote 3. Drawstring Duffle Backpack 4. Blue Toms 5. Braided Choker 6. Baseball Cap

Finally, if you really want to go bonkers, there are a select few denim accessories out there that don’t entirely scream “Alloy catalog castaway circa 1996” (or, like, only scream it in the best way). Apply sparingly and with care. Or, you know, don’t.

So, sweethearts, what’s your look for Autumn 2017?

Fine and Dandy: Accessories That Make the Outfit for the Dapper Crowd

It’s not always easy or cost-effective to increase the anchors of you wardrobe like pants, shirts, or even shoes. Maybe your size isn’t available in-store, and even if it’s in stock online, the huge discrepancies between brands and even sometimes within them can pose fit problems (not to mention the issue of affording it all).

Luckily for folks who skew towards the dapper side of things, accessories can totally make an outfit — and require little or no sizing info, as well as a much smaller portion of your budget. Here are some of the sharpest ties, socks, pocket squares, and other little touches in stores right now.

Ties

1. Spotted Tie 2. Floral Tie 3. Chambray Tie 4. Nautical Bow Tie 5. Knitted Dot Bow Tie 6. Horse Racing Bow Tie

Ties (bow and regular) are such a fun way to play with gender expression. Choose a “men’s” design like a nautical print or plain chambray, a floral pattern most often seen in womenswear, or some classic spots and dots for good measure.

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Pocket Squares

1. Green Swiss Dot Square 2. Shades of Pink Square 3. Floral Square 4. Paint Splat Square 5. Red Tartan Square 6. Tropical Leaves Square

Similarly, the colors and prints on a pocket square can challenge perceptions about who can wear what. Choose a perfectly preppy plaid, a giant pink madras look, or an abstract pattern inspired by paint splatters.

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Clips

1. Monogrammed Clip 2. Silver and Gold Clip 3. Fork Clip 4. Mother of Pearl Detail Clip 5. Wood Inlay Clip 6. Glasses Clip

Tie clips are the perfect place to take your class level up a notch, or to get wild and whimsical. For the former, a monogrammed or inlaid option is ideal; for the latter, try some spectacles or a funny fork.

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Cufflinks

1. Rod Cufflinks 2. Knot Cufflinks 3. Skull Cufflinks 4. Monogrammed Cufflinks 5. Pineapple Cufflinks 6. Art Deco Cufflinks

Cufflinks, too, offer opportunities for personalization and personality. Get playful with pineapples, tied up in knots, or for something a little more macabre, pick up some skulls and crossbones.

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Socks

1. Bunny Socks 2. Paisley Socks 3. Mushroom Socks 4. Yellow Ruled Socks 5. Blue Star Socks 6. Vespa Socks

Finally, a little flashy footwear never hurt anybody! From classics like paisley and tiny star prints to socks for animal, vegetable, and vehicle lovers, these pairs might just convince you to hop on the cropped pants bandwagon.

Let’s talk accessories! What are your tips for super snappy occasion dressing, and what little flourishes will you be sporting this wedding season?