It’s thinly sliced cabbage.
They drank their coffee before it was cool.
You’re likely to hear some cross words.
It’s usually 90 degrees over there!
Then I got stuck behind a school bus.
She had mittens.
Now it’s just beer.
Because a mind is a terrible thing to garbage.
It’s rated ARRRRRRR because of all the booty
Answer: Frostbite.
You’ll be mist :(
Answer: Put lox on it.
Answer: A cat has claws at the end of paws; A comma is a pause at the end of a …
(the rest of this joke is an exercise left to the reader)
Answer: Because their horns don’t work.
Answer: It was quite the oar deal.
Answer: She will stop at nothing to avoid them.
Answer: Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.
Hi! I’m Kate Hawkins. I’m a city-loving Californian currently residing in New Hampshire with my wife and toddler, where I’m currently enjoying sports that require unwieldy pieces of equipment (kayaking! biking! cross country skiing!) and grilling lots of corn. I’m stoked to be writing puzzles for Autostraddle: hope you enjoy solving these gay puzzles!
Hands down.
Hi! I’m Rebecca, and I’m excited to make some queer crosswords for all you fine folks at Autostraddle. I’m a research scientist and espresso snob who identifies as a stay-at-home queer. Constructing crosswords began as an early pandemic hobby, and I’ve since been published in the the New York Times, the New Yorker and several other mainstream and indie venues.
But then I realized it would be a waist of time.
Answer: Because she’s a keeper.