Excerpt Answer: Because chickens and roads didn’t exist yet.
Excerpt Answer: So he could meet Pluto!
Excerpt Answer: Neck-tarine! 🧛🏻♀️ 🫦
Excerpt Answer: A cornfield!
Excerpt Answer: In the snowbank!
Excerpt Answer: “Tomb it may concern…”
Excerpt Answer: Hey, bud! 🥹
Excerpt Answer: Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!
(And if it just so happens to be your birthday today, HAPPY BIRTHDAY 💛)
Excerpt Conclusion: …If it isn’t autocorrect. 😒
Excerpt Conclusion: Apparently it was extra sharp.
Excerpt Answer: Wom.
This is the editor’s (Laneia) all-time favorite joke and she is THRILLED to be sharing it with you here today.
Excerpt Conclusion: But the reception was incredible!
Excerpt Answer: When it becomes apparent.
Excerpt Conclusion: That would’ve been sublime.
Excerpt Answer: Because they cantaloupe!