As if her public declaration regarding needing a special somebody wasn’t enough, today she followed up with a confession that she enjoys the world’s best processed food product, string cheese:
Hangin w/ @lvinnecour in village. Eatin string cheese. She makes me smile mucho. ;)
WAIT DON’T CHANGE YOUR PANTS YET. I have some photographs which I feel will be useful as you sit at home pondering your qualifications for boo-dom. If you’d like to win honorary Boo’dom, I invite you to write a haiku for Samira Wiley in the comments or otherwise express your feelings. Just remember that there’s already a Big Boo and a Little Boo, which means you’ll have to be Medium Boo.
hey boo check out how light revolves around my face like the sun revolves around the earthhey boo wanna get non-monog with me and these two fierce bitches and also our hatshey boo it’s cool you can rub your hands in paint and then say hello to me any time you wanthey boo, i recognize the obvious sexual caption that could be given to this photograph, but i actually look so fucking ridiculously sexy in this picture that using that kind of caption would be actual blasphemyhey boo what are you doing you don’t have to wear clothes around mehey boo, i just wanna be loved like a puppy is lovedHAAAYAYYYY BOOOOOO IT’S ME AND DANIELLE HAYYYYYYhey boo, we got something for everybodyhey boo, i believe you belong under this arm and yet you are nowhere near this armhey boo, i just gotta hang out with my BFF for a second ok, it’s cool because we’re both independent women and aren’t super co-dependent and give each other lots of spacehey boo, it’s true g-d invented hoodies just so i could wear themhey boo my gender presentation is hella flexible and damn do i look good doing ithey boo, just texting you to let you know if you’re out there in the rain that i got an umbrella right here for youhey boo i’m technically on this panel right now but my heart’s way over there with youhey boo, with your consent i’m just gonna put two in the front and two in the back real quick, go knickshey boo it’s just that our future’s so bright i gotta wear shadeshey boo gtg hang out with black cindy right now… wanna come?hey boo, look it’s how we met!hey boo, now the puppy’s gonna know your scenthey boo i identify as 100% Y.O.U.R.S.hey boo, when i sang “amazing grace” i really meant “amazing boo” and damn you lit up like the prettiest angel i’ve ever seenhey boo, it’s okay, just take a lot of deep breaths and this photo won’t give you a heart attackhey boo, check out how i accent à droite this bitchhey boo. yes that’s my bra. stop staring. ok it’s fine keep staring.hey boo, btw i went to julliardhey boo, butch pleasehey boo, you’re so hot i had to take off my sweatshirthey boo, how do you like this double puppy eyeshey boo, did you know that only 12 women a year get into julliard’s theater program, just sayinghey boo, it’s cool you couldn’t make it, you probably would’ve hyperventilated in the face of all this awesome and it was taylor’s birthday sohey boo, hey.
Riese is the co-founder of Autostraddle.com as well as an award-winning writer, video-maker and LGBTQ+ Marketing consultant. Her work has appeared in nine books, magazines including Marie Claire and Curve, and all over the web including Nylon, Queerty, Nerve, Bitch, Emily Books and Jezebel. She had a very popular personal blog once upon a time, and then she recapped The L Word, and then she had the idea to make this place, and now here we all are! In 2016, she was nominated for a GLAAD Award for Outstanding Digital Journalism. She grew up in Michigan, lost her mind in New York, and now lives in Los Angeles. Follow her on twitter and instagram.
