remember this, friends
know that if you feel alone
we’re all big data
the algorithm
that tracks depression online
has to be busy
i’d like the effort
we give baby announcements
shifted to divorce
…and violets are blue
i want to get in on this
rhymed meme format too
a sobering thought
is where you’d be if the net
never existed
please respect my time
don’t respond with thoughtful words
when a gif will do
debra messing, girl
the #ad in front of your tweets
you were grace adler
the best vids online
are of tiny dogs blinking
while they’re getting groomed
is this still a thing
where people pile up their phones
while they’re out to eat
someone pointed out
biebs could’ve turned off comments
and it’s like, omg lol
although, who hasn’t
done a big digital cleanse
because of an ex
what is more damning
telling someone your password
or refusing to
i like the content
where a news story is like:
Penguin Wears Backpack
has anyone here
had a meme made about them
and can you post it
tl/dr
the most unsavory net slang
imo
important message
don’t call me via facebook
and call me your friend
shout out to al gore
now i know who to avoid
in every city
wise proverb once said
beware the engagement with
manual RTs
comforting to see
your teacher of basic math
can’t act right online
hey denny’s diner
are yall okay over there?
tweets seem a lil’ nuts
I kept trying to click on this link and Chrome kept opening it in an Incognito Window and I was like, “Finally, some NSFW haikus!” But then it turned out my cat was messing around with my external mouse on my desk.
This is your best batch yet, I think!
a sobering thought
is where you’d be if the net
never existed
TOO REAL my life would be completely different
oops i was trying to quote that not just paste it straight into my comment
If the net didn’t exist I wouldn’t have met my Wife of 6 years and we wouldn’t have our two beautiful identical twin girls that have just turned 6 months old.
I’m so glad I had the net.
I had the gif of that penguin wears backpack, goes shopping for fish video as my default Firefox homepage for like a half a year
“hey denny’s diner”
is getting tattooed on my inner thigh
just under
“hella wasabi”
The penguin video changed my life forever, literal dream come true
Browsing other sites
Lots of pointless arguments
Rather watch cat vids