Hi! Merry Consumerist Day! I know you’re probably really tempted to spend the day at Wal-Mart wrestling over blenders, but why do that when you could relax at home in an Autostraddle T-Shirt, thinking about what lesbian sex is? Right?!
Well, because we love you and pay attention to what you say you want, we’re trying to produce some extra-fun stuff this holiday season — also because Autostraddle remains a small business with an independent voice and merchandise sales help keep us alive and “well.” For example: supporting this year’s Autostraddle Calendar is the best way to ensure next year’s Autostraddle Calendar. It’s a proven fact.
You asked for posters, and thus, we made you posters. you can now purchase limited edition 8.5″x14″ posters featuring the infamous “Is It Sex?” Flowchart or “YOU DO YOU” for $10 each ($12 for international orders). ALSO THIS WEEKEND ONLY, you can get BOTH posters for only $15!!!
Thought about getting an AutoStraddle shirt, but then realized that as a guy that might make me look just a slightly bit more of a Pervy Wanker than I truly am.
Will have to stick to the calendar, when I get the chance to order next month. lol
Yesssssssssssssss, I finally have my autostraddle t-shirt. I really shouldn’t because I’m starting to pay student loans back…
…but i’ve been drinking andiloveyouguyssomuch.
Its the most wonderful time of the yeaaaaaarrrrrr. Question though: if I order a whatever today how long is shipping if Im located in the great white north?
I ordered something like a little less than 2 weeks ago to PEI and it got here yesterday :)
I really, really, REALLY need to go to bed (it’s 4am) because if I keep online shopping I am going to have no money left by 7am, when I am supposed to go to the mall with my mom. On the “fuck it, it’s black friday and Lizz told me today was the last acceptable day to buy myself presents before march!” side, I am now the proud owner of two SEXY posters. Thanks, AS!! Incase it isn’t obvious, I am supremely thankful for your existence. <3
GODDAMNIT I HATE BEING UNEMPLOYED. lkjasl;fjea;ioa;ksljf
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The coupon code isn’t working for me :(
The code only works in lowercase letters(“shipper”). I’ll fix that in the post now.
Thank you :)
I spilled coffee down myself in my excitement, but the burning was worth it since I know my top will be replaced with a bitchin’ autostraddle t-shirt. I’m bringing back the word bitchin’. Or did it never leave?
I am very glad everyone is supporting my important stance re: the word bitchin’.
I hope everyone is as broke as I am so they don’t sell out until I have money to get one!
I really want to get those posters and maybe a shirt. But debating on if I should put the Is It Sex poster in my bedroom or front room….
I was originally thinking right above my bed, but now I’m thinking kitchen. I just anticipate a lot of great conversations ending with me pointing to the poster and yelling GO MAKE A SANDWICH! (In a really respectful, pro-women, strong feminist kind of way, obviously.)
i want a shirt. i want a shirt. i want a shirt.
The checkout area isn’t accepting my debit card :( Take my monies Autostraddle! I want thingsssss
Um, I think a “You Do You” poster would look absolutely amazing in the dorm room I’m moving into this Spring.
#fuckyeah
‘YOU DO YOU’ poster all up in mah hay-owse
but I’m going to have to frame that shit cus I’m OLD.
Merry Christmas to me. :D And…like, some other people too I guess.
We want to see pics of you in your Unicorn Plan-It tees! Once you have it, do a little photo shoot and post it on our facebook!
http://www.Facebook.com/unicornplanit — the unicorns love you!
I’m sad, I tried to order a Unicorn shirt, but it would appear they are out :( I think I’ll feel just as awesome in my “Straddle This” tee ;)
And now for some reason, they’re there! Don’t know what that was all about.