Autostraddle Air Mail Is Coming Soon To An Inbox Near You

Bonjour mes amies! If the number of emails and formspring questions I’ve gotten in the past week are any indication, a lot of you are worried that I never got your pen pal requests or that Autostraddle Air Mail isn’t happening any more. That is so not the case! In the interest of keeping y’all in the loop/quelling any anxiety I might’ve caused, I wrote you a poem in the style of William Carlos Williams.

UPDATE: If you’re still looking to join, jump on over to this survey and you’re in, baby!

This is just to say

I have gotten

your emails

that contain

your vital stats

and which

you were probably

hoping

to receive responses to last week

Forgive me

there are 865 of you (!)

so it’s taking longer

than I expected

Laura

Laura is a tiny girl who wishes she were a superhero. She likes talking to her grandma on the phone and making things with her hands. Strengths include an impressive knowledge of Harry Potter, the ability to apply sociology to everything under the sun, and a knack for haggling for groceries in Spanish. Weaknesses: Chick-fil-a, her triceps, girls in glasses, and the subjunctive mood. Follow the vagabond adventures of Laura and her bike on twitter [@laurrrrita].