11. This woman Mary McCormack has been in 500 things, but I know her from West Wing, and from those posters for her new show, which are everywhere. She looks super-hot/dykey in those photos, but in real life she is het to the bone.

In Plain Sight = Mary McCormack
In Plain Sight = Mary McCormack, not as easily to see plainly = this shirt

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12. RuPaul’s Drag Race = one of the best things to ever happen on Logo and in Alex’s pants. Ongina, pictured below, did not win RuPaul’s Drag Race, but she did win Most Addictive Reality Star at the newnownext awards!

Ongina not to be confused with your vagina
Ongina not to be confused with your vagina

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13. I love her dress, her breasts, all of it. Hey Paulina replaced Twiggy on America’s Next Top Model but then Tyra called her on her birthday and said Hey Paulina had too much ego, and between Tyra’s ego and Miss Jay’s hair and all the crying ladies, there was just no room for it and she got the boot. Luckily there is plenty of room in the universe for her to still be a supermodel of life and Sports Illustrated swimsuit editions.

Tyra did not think Paulina Porizkuva could model through it
Tyra did not think Paulina Porizkova could model through it

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14. Who’s this guy, you may ask? Well, his name is Paulo and he’s on The Big Gay Sketch Show. Thanks for asking!

Big Gay Sketch Show Dude Paulo!
Big Gay Sketch Show Dude Paulo!

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15. Did you see that movie Party Monster? I feel like Richie Rich was one of the characters in that movie. Now he’s one-half of Heatherette, they design clothing for cool people.

Richie Rich keeps it real, what happened to Tunnel P.S.
Richie Rich keeps it real, what happened to Tunnel P.S.

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16. This is our new BFF Erin Foley, who is on the BRINK OF FAME as a Comic for all her good hard work on the standup stage and also on the television screen. You’ll see the video.

Erin Foley: on the BRINK OF FAME
Erin Foley: on the BRINK OF FAME and fame is a sea of vagina you'll see in the video

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17. Selene Luna is best known by the gays for co-starring in The Cho Show. She was also nominated for the Brink of Fame: Comic award. According to her website she is “part burlesque star and part rock and roll queen.” Aren’t we all.

Selene is like whatever I'm a little person I'm funnier than all y'all
Selene is like whatever I'm a little person I'm funnier than all y'all

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18. I love Sia, I bought her album and I like to listen to Breathe Me and think about the last scene in Six Feet Under and cry. Her website will win a design award this year for sure (“That’s amazing, it looks like Stef drew it.” – Alex), tied with The Awl.

>some people have real problems says sia, i say breathe me, just breatttheee meee
some people have real problems says sia, i say breathe me, just breatttheee meee

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19. I still don’t know who this guy is, but I would know those girls anywhere.

Star Wars Attacks Gay on Red Carpet
Star Wars Attacks Gay on Red Carpet

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20. Vanessa Williams is more famous than Eve, I don’t know what I was talking about when I wrote that about Eve up there earlier, I must’ve been drunk. Whoo!

Vanessa Williams is Hot 4Evs and Evs
Vanessa Williams is Hot 4Evs and Evs

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21. Kate McKinnon is super-funny on The Big Gay Sketch Show and in the Celesbian Interviews with Julie Goldman. She’s also really cute and she won! For BRINK OF FAME: Comic. So probs by the time I edit the video, she’ll be famous. You’ll see more in the video.

Kate McKinnon from "The Big Gay Sketch Show"
Kate McKinnon wants to show me her knees in her hotel room later

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23. Who are these crazy bitches? Those pants are HAWT!

GO magazine's most captivating couple of 2010
GO magazine's most captivating couple of 1994

Well kids, that’s all! Isn’t Robin the bestest? Yeah she is. Our video from the Red Carpet will be up next week. In the meantime, don’t forget to brush your teeth!

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